#569 ONE HUNDRED PERCENT (Sat, 2001 Jan 13)

  MY MOM WAS A FAT PIG AND            
  MY DAD WAS AN ALLIGATOR OR SOMETHING
   BUT I'M 100% COCKSUCKER, FOLKS     
                                      
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       ^^"      ^^    ^^"