#628 THIS BELL (Tue, 2001 Mar 13)

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           /                      \   THIS BELL TELLS THE   
          (        ()    ()        )  FARMER WHEN I AM      
           `\                   ./'   JERKING OFF AND QUITE 
             ~-_______________-~      FRANKLY I'M PISSED OFF
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