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WE DON'T HAVE TO CARE !!!!!!! WE'RE THE PHONE COMPANY !!!!!!    
WAIT A MINUTE I FUCKED UP THIS IS THE WRONG CORPORATE LOGO !!!!!
GODDAMNIT I'M FIRING THAT WORTHLESS ASSISTANT