#919 SISKEL AND EBERT (Sat, 2001 Dec 29)

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  SISKEL AND EBERT WOULD CALL THIS ATTEMPT     
  FEEBLE AND INDICATIVE OF SERIOUS SHORTCOMINGS
  IN ARTISTIC INTEGRITY                        
                                               
  WELL THAT FAT ONE WOULD ANYWAY THE SKINNY ONE
  FINALLY SUCCUMBED TO AIDS                    
                                               
  COME TO THINK OF IT I THINK THE FAT ONE HAS  
  AIDS TOO HE JUST EATS MORE