#947 ALTERNATE UNIVERSE (Sat, 2002 Jan 26)

   I AM FROM AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE WHERE      
   YOUR THREE-DIMENSIONAL LAWS DO NOT APPLY   
                                              
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   ...     *    .   _  .     FUCKING SHIT THIS
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