#1038 BAGGING YOUR GROCERIES (Sat, 2002 Apr 27)

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  ,sSs,   `  S  '   ,sSs,     YES YOU HEARD ME RIGHT: I'M RETARDED
  S  'S,   ,oSo,   ,S'  S     AND I WORK AT SAFEWAY BAGGING YOUR  
  `   'S.oSSSSSSSo.S'   '     GROCERIES AND I TOUCH YOUR FOOD AND 
,sSSs.oSSSSSSSSSSSSSo.sSSs,   FIVE MINUTES AGO I WAS PLAYING WITH 
S'  'SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS'  'S   DOGSHIT IN THE PARKING LOT          
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