#1089 SAD BUT TRUE (Mon, 2002 Jun 17)

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  ''........$$$$.        MY STORY IS SAD BUT TRUE         
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  !./'..$;$..  '$$       MY UNCLE HAD A BAD HABIT OF      
  !'.$;;;;;;;$. $$       VISITING OUR FAMILY FOR DAYS     
  ' $;;;;;;;;;$ $$       ON END AND ALL THE WHILE HE'D    
    $;; ;;;;;;$ $$       MOLEST US SILLY                  
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    $;; ;;;;;;$ $$       ALL RIGHT I LIED                 
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    $;; ;;;;;;$ $$       I'M A FIRE EXTINGUISHER          
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    $;; ;;;;;;$ $$       I DON'T HAVE AN UNCLE OR EVEN THE
    $;; ;;;;;;$ $$.      REQUIRED SET OF GENITALS TO      
    $;; ;;;;;;$ '$$      ILLEGALLY STROKE OR CARESS       
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    $;; ;;;;;;$          THE FACT IS I WAS MOLESTED I JUST
    $;;;;;;;;;$          CAN'T PROVE IT IN A COURT OF LAW 
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     '$$$$$$$'           ALL RIGHT I LIED AGAIN