#1369 OSCAR NIGHT (Mon, 2003 Mar 24)

                   I'M MICHAEL MOORE !!!!!!!!!                  
         _.--._     I WON AN OSCAR TONIGHT SO LET ME TELL YOU   
      ,'        `.   ABOUT MY POLITICAL VIEWS UNTIL I GET       
     /   __) __`  \   BOOED OFF STAGE                           
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    /)  \   _  /  (    THEN TAKEN OUTSIDE AND SEVERELY BEATEN   
   /'    )-._.' .  \ ___  WITH THE TROPHY                       
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   )(   /-.,--'\   _ \X/`   THEN FINALLY TAKEN TO COURT BY A    
  '/ .'/        \ (  Uu")\   COALITION OF CONCERNED CITIZENS AND
    / /          \ `/,-'  )   FORCED TO BATHE REGULARLY         
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    ( `.   Y   .'  )        HURRRRRRR CREME CAKES               
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