#1436 EUCLID'S POSTULATES (Fri, 2003 May 30)

         __                     1. THE SHORTEST DISTANCE BETWEEN TWO  
        / /\                       FAGS IS A STRAIGHT LINE            
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      / /    \__________        2. ANY STRAIGHT LINE SEGMENT CAN BE   
     / /      \        /\          BENT IN HALF INTO A U              
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 ___\ \      ___\____/_/_       3. A PINK TRIANGLE CAN BE DRAWN AROUND
/____\ \    /___________/\         ANY GAY MAN                        
\     \ \   \           \ \                                           
 \     \ \   \____       \ \    4. ALL RIGHT ANGLES ARE POINTY        
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   \   / \_\/   / /        \ \  5. IF TWO LINES SOMETHING SOMETHING   
    \ /        / /__________\/     INTERSECT SOMETHING SOMETHING      
     /        / /     /            SUM OF THE INNER ANGLES SOMETHING  
    /        / /     /             SOMETHING INVARIABLY MUST INTER-   
   /________/ /\    /              SOMETHING SOMETHING HITTING THE    
   \________\/\ \  /               SAUCE                              
               \_\/jiri