#1477 WATERSKIING (Thu, 2003 Jul 10)

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WHY DID YOU ATTACH THE ROPE TO HIS INTESTINES ???????     
                                                          
THIS IS WITHOUT A DOUBT THE WORST WATERSKIING OUTING      
I'VE EVER BEEN ON (AND I'VE BEEN ON A LOT) (MOSTLY        
WITHOUT DISEMBOWLING THOUGH) (SO I GUESS I'M SAYING       
THIS IS A NEW EXPERIENCE FOR ME) (((STEREO)))