#1503 KLONDIKE BAR (Tue, 2003 Aug 5)

             WHAT WOULD YOU DO FOR A KLONDIKE BAR                     
             WOULD YOU QUACK LIKE A DUCK?                             
\         /  WOULD YOU HONK LIKE A GOOSE?                             
 `-.`-'.-'   WOULD YOU BARK LIKE A DOG?                               
 ,:--.--:.   WOULD YOU TAKE A FAT DUMP IN MY FREAKISH ZIT OF A FACE?  
/ |  |  | \  PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST ON THE HOLY CROSS          
 /\  |  /\   AND I'M NOT EVEN JOKING OR KIDDING AROUND WHEN I SAY THIS
 | `.:.'|    I'M ASKING YOU PLEASE FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART        
    l42      IF YOU HAVE EVEN THE TINIEST BIT OF HUMAN COMPASSION     
             TAKE A CRAP ON MY BIG FAT FACE