#1514 RIGHT-HANDED RULE (Sat, 2003 Aug 16)

         .-""""-.      THE RIGHT-HANDED RULE SHOWS 
         |==  ==|-.    HOW TO CRAM YOUR THUMB UP MY
         |~~ ~~~|`\\   ASS WHILE TICKLING MY BALLS 
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