#2045 YOUR COMPLETE ATTENTION (Fri, 2005 Jan 28)

               *                     CAN I PLEASE HAVE YOUR          
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 _( (_    _           _    _) )_     THAT STAR REPRESENTS YOUR       
(((\ \>  /_>         <_\  </ /)))      PRETTY PINK ASSHOLE           
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 \       /             \       /     THE TWO HANDS REPRESENT MY OWN  
  \    _/               \_    /        TWO GRABBY EXPLORATORY HANDS  
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 /   /                     \   \     ALSO I DON'T CLIP MY FINGERNAILS