#2383 YUSUF ISLAM (Sun, 2006 Jan 1)

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      j_____j    YOU KNOW IF I CONVERTED TO ISLAM I'D BE SURE TO GIVE   
     /_____/_\   MYSELF A NAME THAT ACTUALLY CONTAINED THE WORD "ISLAM" 
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     | )"( | |   BECAUSE I'M A FUCKING FAGGOT MORON WITH NO ORIGINALITY 
     |(@_@)| |   OR CLEVERNESS AT ALL                                   
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                 YES I'M TALKING TO YOU "CAT STEVENS"                   
                                                                        
                 AND THAT WASN'T EVEN YOUR REAL NAME EITHER FAGMONSTER  
                                                                        
                 BLAH BLAH BLAH I'M CAT STEVENS 9/11 WAS A JEWISH       
                 CONSPIRACY AND THE HOLOCAUST DIDN'T HAPPEN             
                                                                        
                 DOOT DEE DOO SINGING GAY SONGS AND HEILING HITLER      
                                                                        
                 NEXT UP: YOUR NAME BEING FEATURED ON THE BACK OF A MILK
                 CARTON