#2538 THE CASE OF THE BAGEL (Mon, 2006 Jun 5)

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          .-"   "-.    WHO WANTS MY BAGEL                           
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          `-.___.-'    (EDITOR'S NOTE: CAUTION, NOT IN FACT A BAGEL)