#2579 A BELL RINGS (Sun, 2006 Jul 16)

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                               \./    EVERY TIME I FART, AN ANGEL DIES  
                             __/(__    HORRIBLY IN EXCRUCIATING PAIN    
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                           \'|    |`/  ALIENS PLANTED SOMETHING IN MY   
                            \|____|/   BUTT THAT CAUSES IT TO HAPPEN    
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                            |   |  |   I DON'T PRETEND TO UNDERSTAND THE
                            |   |   \  WISDOM OF IT ALL BUT I FIGURE HEY
                           /    |    \  THEY'VE BEEN AROUND FOR LONGER  
                           \__,-`\___/  THAN US SO THEY MUST KNOW WHAT  
                      mic  (_)     |__)  THEY'RE DOING RIGHT ?!?!?!?!?