#2610 AMBER ALERT (Wed, 2006 Aug 16)

  *********    *****    **                                                
 *************************.*     AND I SAID PLEASE BUT THEY               
****** *********** ** *******o     SAID NO THE AMBER ALERT IS             
******* ********* **** ****`-    TO LOCATE MISSING CHILDREN NOT           
******* ********* *****            FOR HELPING YOU FIND VICTIMS           
 ****** ********** ****          SO I SAYS (I SAYS) "I DON'T WANT TO      
## *****  ***** ##  ****           MOLEST THEM I WANT TO EAT THEM"        
### *****      ###   ****        AND THEY SEEMED COOL WITH THAT SO THAT'S 
#,,, ***,,,    ##,,,  **,,,        WHAT THIS MORNING'S THING WAS ALL ABOUT