#2872 RED IPOD (Sat, 2007 May 5)

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      YOUR RED IPOD ONLY SIGNALS YOUR GAYNESS TO OTHERS AROUND 
                                                               
       IT'S LIKE A BEACON OF SHAME                             
                                                               
        AT LEAST IT'S NOT ONE OF THE U2 ONES OR WHATEVER       
                                                               
         SINCE THAT WOULD GET YOU BEAT UP OR RAPED OR SOME SHIT
                                                               
          PERHAPS GROUND INTO MULCH