#2930 THREE LAWS OF ALCOHOL CONSUMPTION (Mon, 2007 Jul 2)

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          ,o(_/)   /|      LAW I: A HUMAN MUST NOT WASTE ALCOHOL OR,        
        ///// /___/ |             THROUGH INACTION, CAUSE ALCOHOL TO BE     
       ////     ___/              WASTED                                    
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    /         /-'         LAW II: A HUMAN MUST, WHEN REQUESTED, ACQUIRE     
   /  ,      /                    MORE ALCOHOL FOR ITSELF AND OTHERS        
  (   |      |                    EXCEPT WHERE SUCH ORDERS WOULD CONFLICT   
   \   \     |                    WITH THE FIRST LAW                        
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   /   / \   /           LAW III: A HUMAN MUST DRINK AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE    
   (  /   | /                     AS LONG AS SUCH ENDEAVOR DOES NOT CONFLICT
S-v \/    (/                      WITH THE FIRST OR SECOND LAWS