#2950 BATSHIT DETECTION (Sun, 2007 Jul 22)

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  |---|   YOU USED TO BE ABLE TO TELL WHEN PEOPLE WERE BATSHIT      
  |[_]|    BECAUSE THEY'D BE TALKING TO THEMSELVES IN PUBLIC        
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  |:::|   NOW WITH CELL PHONES THIS DETECTION METHOD NO LONGER WORKS
  `\   \   SO LET ME SUGGEST A NEW METHOD: RED-HOT POKERS           
jsm \_=_\