#3034 SJ SATHANAS (Sun, 2007 Oct 14)

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     |\    _,--------._    / |   I THINK ESSJAY'S REAL NAME IS SATHANAS         
     | `.,'            `. /  |   BECAUSE CLEARLY HIS NAME IS A PRONUNCIATION    
     `  '              ,-'   '   OF "SJ" AND THUS STANDS FOR "SHIVAN JUGGERNAUT"
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     (  /\____/\    ) )`'\       WAIT IS THAT TOO OBSCURE A GAG OR WHAT         
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