#3378 THE FERRET WITH THE PECULIAR NAME (Mon, 2008 Sep 22)

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     / ;;   ;;;______;;;;  ;;;    ::,/     I MET A NICE GIRL AT THE BAR    
    /;;V_;; _-~~~~~~~~~~;_  ;;;   ,/      AND ASKED HER TO SHOW ME "GAPE"  
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   |:| / /~~~=              \;; \~~=     PLEASE GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE   
   ;:;{::~~~~~~=              \__~~~=    GUTTER IT'S THE NAME OF HER FERRET
;~~:;  ~~~~~~~~~  Targon       ~~~~~~                                      
\/~~                                     OR WAIT WAS IT HER BEAVER I FORGET