#3587 PROFESSIONAL ARTIST (Sun, 2009 Apr 19)

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   |     /  HEY GUESS WHAT FOLKS                                           
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   |   /  YOU KNOW ALL THOSE GREAT ARTISTS THROUGHOUT HISTORY WHOSE        
   |  /  NAMES YOU INSTANTLY RECOGNIZE AND WHOSE WORK YOU APPRECIATE       
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DR |/  GET THIS THROUGH YOUR FUCKING HEADS:                                
                                                                           
     PEOPLE PAID FOR WHAT THEY DID BECAUSE IT WAS WORTH SOMETHING          
                                                                           
   SMEARING BULLSHIT ON A CANVAS ENTITLES YOU TO PAY FOR YOUR OWN CANVASSES