#3736 VAMPIRE STORIES (Tue, 2009 Sep 15)

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 CAN WE AS A SPECIES FINALLY BE DONE         
  WITH VAMPIRE STORIES WHICH ARE ALL         
   ABOUT AS GOOD AS THIS SHITTY ASCII ART    
                                             
     LOOK IT'S JUST AN IDEA