#4374 HOUSEWARMING PARTY (Wed, 2011 Jun 15)

         COME TO MY LOUD, OBNOXIOUS, FAGGOTY HOUSEWARMING PARTY   
         GET DRUNK AND PISS ALL OVER MY NEW NEIGHBOR'S WINDOWS    
         SO I GET IMMEDIATELY EVICTED AND LIVE IN A FUCKING GUTTER
         LIKE THE HUMAN DETRITUS I AM                             
                                                                  
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