#4466 PADD (Thu, 2011 Sep 15)

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   TURN YOUR IPAD INTO A GENUINE    \ \        \\                            
   PADD FROM STAR TREK, COMPLETE     \ \        \\                           
   WITH TONS OF DATA ABOUT THE SHOW   \ \        \\                          
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   THEN MAKE YOURSELF A NICE LAST      _\_\__====~~~                         
   MEAL, TAKE A NICE HOT BATH WITH                                           
   LOTS OF BUBBLES AND SCENTED CANDLES,                                      
   AND THEN SLICE THE FUCKING VEINS OPEN IN YOUR WRIST AND TAKE YOUR OWN LIFE
                                                                             
   (CUT DOWN NOT ACROSS)