#4954 GIRLS AND SHOES (Tue, 2013 Jan 15)

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              `-( _/    ACCORDING TO THESE ASCII ARTISTS        
              _/ (_     WOMEN DELIBERATELY TAKE OFF THEIR SHOES 
            /  `-- )    AND PRETEND THEY CAN'T SEE THEM SO      
          <  ,   ) )>   MEN WILL JUST BUY THEM MORE LIKE SUCKERS
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          /        |    WOW ASCII ARTISTS ARE HORRIBLY SEXIST   
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