#5205 SWORD SIMULATOR (Mon, 2013 Sep 23)

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                                 NEAL STEPHENSON'S SWORD SIMULATOR              
                                 HAS BEEN SHELVED                               
                                                                                
                                 ALSO SHELVED:                                  
                                                                                
                                 - NEIL GAIMAN'S WOMAN SIMULATOR                
                                                                                
                                 - CLIVE BARKER'S NAGGER                        
                                                                                
                                 - STEPHEN KING'S THE SOMETHINGS                
                                                                                
                                 AND                                            
                                                                                
                                 - AMERICAN MCGEE'S ALYSSA MILANO