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                  ,/  ||  .    _///_,    |
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                 /_.'     '._\


        [That's me watching a fly instead of working
          on my ascii drawings.]


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                        /________\| |_________'___o_o|  b'ger




              ___.___    ~            _____________
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                    o- /   \_/    '\ |        '||_____|
                    | \ '   o       \'________|_____|
                    |  )-   #     <  ___/____|___\___
                    `_/'------------|    _    '  <<<:|
                        /________\| |_________'___o_o|
                                                       b'ger
                           - Regular Joe-six-bytes -



   [Beware of Bugs!]
                                         __________________
                                        |                  |
                                        | "What's up Doc?" |
                                        |__________________|
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                    '--/   \_/   )   \'_______|_____|
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                   _|/__!___:___|/_\|    _    '  <<<:|
                  /    _________    |_________'___o_o| b'ger
                 /    /:::::::::|
                     '=========='


   [Error message]

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                   '=========='



   [General Failure strikes again]

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                          ========/


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                            |+ \/                    |
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                          /_. '                      |_____________________ 



                  ___
                 _\  \_
                  /__|     "Why should I keep the initials 
              ___//_        of the author on a drawing I want to use?
             /      \       They call themself 'ascii artists'...
            /        \/\    What a joke! just a bunch of lunatics.
           / /\     \/  )   C'm on this is not ART, so why bother
           \_\|     |  /    signing the stupid thing?"
            (_      |\/
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    _______/_/____\_\__________b'ger_______________


                                                _
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                                   /         /
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    _________________________\/b'ger_______________



   [I discovered why initials regularly
    disappear from our drawings]

                        HHHHAAAAaaaAAAAAaaaaAAAAhhhhhhhhh
                                     HHHAAAAaaaaahhh HA HA
                             ,-"'     HA HA Ha ha ha ha 
                            #% _ _     haaha ha ha ha.....
                            C' __>
                            /  \_
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                ________|  |____/'__\______________    r_____
               |________',_______/ __________________________|
                 ||  ||  ||  ||  ||  ||  ||  ||  ||  ||  ||
                 ||  ||  ||  ||  ||  ||  ||  ||  ||  ||  ||


                             ,-"'    Oooops! I laughed my
                            #%  ,,    initials off.
                            C'   >
                            /  ~ |
                          _/ /\__\
                         /  \\
                        |___| \  __,
                ________|  |____/'__\______________     _____
               |________',_______/ __________________________|
                 ||  ||  ||  ||  ||  ||  ||  ||  ||  ||  ||
                 ||  ||  ||  ||  ||  ||  ||  ||  ||  ||  ||



   Wanna see a naked guy for a change? tadaaa...
                               _________-----,
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                  _[________]_
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   [If Napoleon hadn't been beaten at Waterloo
    we'd all be speaking french on the web.]

                                ___________
                               |           |
                               | ah merde! |
                               |___________|
                                   /
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                    |     |      |
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                   (____,_|_,____)  b'ger


   [waiter bringing a Martini
    at an Internet Cafe]
                                     _
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                     , , ;;      ( /
                    <    D        =o
                    |.   /       /\|
                _____|><|_______/o /
               / '==| :: |=='  <  /
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                              I   LOOVEEEE   IIIIT...
                                     
                                         .....
                                        C C  /
                                       /<   /
                        ___ __________/_#__=o
                       /(- /(\_\________   \
                       \ ) \ )_      \o     \
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                                  ____\_\__\_\
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                                 |___ |_______|.. . b'ger


   [ascii vomit]

                     BBEEEUUUUUUAAAAAHHHHH...

                       %%%%%%
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                    __/ |_/\   " *. o
                   /` \_\ \/     %`= '_  .
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            ___// (_  - (\
           ///-(    \'   \\ b'ger



                  Sorry about that folks...
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                     /   //
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   [kung-fu guy]

                               ,_/|/   _  .
                              /-__/ ( ((_, )
                              \/\   =/ = /_/
                              /  \,_\_)___(_
                              \  /          \_
                               \___\|\_,      \
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                                  |     /  (___'_)
                                  '/. __)
                              ..   \_/ |          . b'ger
                                    _\ (    . ..
                                 (____`_)


   thought: Jules Renard

            Life is short but people
             still get bored.
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                          |  :  /__o/
                          |__'__/(_| b'ger
                                \ )_
                                /|\


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                          ____
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                          |  :  /__o/
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                                \ )_
                                /|\



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         __/)_/    |)___,_|_*/         |_____________|
      __/__(_______/\   __/  )__ ______ ) _________ (
       ___   ______|  _|  \|/   |   ____||         ||
          \//     / '> |________|\//    ||         ||
          //\    /     \-   |    //\    ||         ||
          \\/   (      ,    |    \\/    ||  b'ger  ||
          /\\   | _   <|    |    /\\    ||         ||
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      _____________ \.   |  |___________||_________||
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                        \_|(           |_____________| . ..
                        |  /
                        /_/  ..


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                    |  \    (_ `    \_________
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                    \,___________ //  /   \   |_
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   [ultimate male ascii-art muse]

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                         ///   |    \)___/__/__
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                               '/  ( |        ||
                                \  / |________||
                                 )(____--_____o|
                                / |_/__|____\_
                          -----/ _)_|_______=_|--------



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                               ,=  \\\ 
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                       ( '||(___,_/-  `.___  / ' 
                        \ |\            )/ _/ 
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