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Episode 570
(Jul. 29, 2004)

   Hey, Mandy! The plant                           Huh?
   I made is gone, and I                           ,
   found this note!   `OO _                     ..~
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"I have found your time machine and
will use it to inhabit a simpler age,
in which plants did not talk and think."
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"P.S. You can't begin to fathom the effort required
 to write this message with these ineffectual leaf-
  hands. Would it have killed you to give me
 opposing thumbs WHILE YOU WERE PLAYING GOD?!"
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          Do you think my talking               THERE IS NO TALKING
         potted plant is mad at me?              ,  PLANT! YOU ARE
                                `OO           oo~  COMPLETELY INSANE!
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