X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit X-Google-Thread: f996b,5a584721f77aeab9,start X-Google-Attributes: gidf996b,public X-Google-Thread: fbb9d,5a584721f77aeab9,start X-Google-Attributes: gidfbb9d,public X-Google-ArrivalTime: 1994-12-12 15:32:44 PST Path: nntp.gmd.de!dearn!blekul11!idefix.CS.kuleuven.ac.be!ub4b!EU.net!Germany.EU.net! howland.reston.ans.net!news.sprintlink.net!sashimi.wwa.com!not-for-mail From: flee@cse.psu.edu (Felix Lee) Newsgroups: rec.arts.ascii,alt.ascii-art Subject: LINE: Pentium Joke # 3145727 Date: 12 Dec 1994 12:23:42 -0600 Organization: Penn State Comp Sci & Eng Lines: 33 Sender: boba@gagme.wwa.com Approved: boba@wwa.com Message-ID: <3ci4fe$e8b@gagme.wwa.com> NNTP-Posting-Host: gagme.wwa.com Xref: nntp.gmd.de rec.arts.ascii:3294 alt.ascii-art:18023 88 Intel Inside the Cat 888888888888888888888888888888888888888888 88 88 88 See? My simulation shows the _ _ ;\ ._88 88 cat will never jump this high. .-'' ) `. 88 88 We're perfectly safe up here. .'_,. , / 88 88 | .----,-.-. \\ / /_ ) / ` . '88 88 | __ |::: | .' \\\' \.' . 88 88 _._ \\-', (`-.___..'>|::: | { \\. -' .;.: 88 88') _`-// @ , ` ` ..-' |::: | `.-.-( . .'.:.:. 88 88 _ * //`-._(/ '\ |""" | //` -._ ` :.; 88 88<)_,-`\\ \ \ \ |::: | ///. /_\ ` 88 88 (| / \ `----"-. // \ `._\ \ \`- . 88 88 |/ ` \ _ ) `. ` ) 88 88 \ ' \ ;) (_3--' `-.._ _ / /88 88 _._ `._ .' /_.'.-88 88 ;'`-;.._)) ' 88 88 ` ``-' 88 88______________________________________________________________88 88// // / // /// // ////// / //// / / / / /// / / /// / // /// /88 88/// / // // / /// / /// // / / // / / / /// // // // / / //88 8888888888888888888888888888888888888 flee@cse.psu.edu 19941211 88 This picture was an exercise in composition, and didn't quite turn out the way I wanted. There were a few things I didn't know how to do, so I just faked it :). This started with the phrase "Intel Inside the Cat" running around in my head, and I tried to work it into a Pentium joke, but it's pretty much a generic computer-risks joke. --