X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit X-Google-Thread: fbb9d,bcd38a172632928 X-Google-Attributes: gidfbb9d,public X-Google-ArrivalTime: 1994-11-13 21:05:49 PST Path: bga.com!news.sprintlink.net!sashimi.wwa.com!not-for-mail From: dionisio@infinet.com () Newsgroups: rec.arts.ascii Subject: Line-talk: Star Trek ascii FAQ [6/6] Date: 13 Nov 1994 15:58:46 -0600 Organization: Lines-R-4.geometry.com Lines: 752 Sender: boba@wwa.com Approved: boba@wwa.com Message-ID: <3a626m$amd@gagme.wwa.com> References: <3a621v$aja@gagme.wwa.com> <3a624f$alk@gagme.wwa.com> NNTP-Posting-Host: gagme.wwa.com The Star Trek ascii-art FAQ [part 6 of 6] Bajoran Insignia _|_ ,' | `, / | \ | _|_ | | ,',|,`, | |//_|||_\\| ||',-"-,`|| ||/ \|| \| |/ `,___,' ............................................ bridge +----------------------------------------------------------------+ | / ___.----'~~~(_____ _____)~~~`---.___ \ | | |-' ___.----'~~~ `-------------------' ~~~`---.___ `-| | | \,' / / \ \ `. / | | `-------._________________________________________.-------' | | _______ _____________________ _______ | |_____ /____ \ /_____________________\ / ____\ ____| | | | | | | |- |- |- |- |- | | | | | | | |[][] | | | | | | ___.-----.___ | | | | | |[][]| |---- | | | | | |_.-' \ (_) / `-._| | | | | |----| |[][] | | | |___|-.-' /~~\ |_|_| /~~\ `-.-|___| | | |[][]| |[][] |__.---' / \ \ []_|_[] / / \ `---.__|[][]| |-- .-' ( _______. 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Spock On a cereal box Believe It Or Not, I'm holding said cereal box (swaddled in a giant Zip-Loc) in my hands _right now_! Enough emailers and Trekkers have asked about this legend...so it is being gently pressed against my Commodore 1084S screen, letting its natural radiation field do the rest (...hey, this is a _great_ way to warm your fingers...). Hit *Reverse*, and voila! [Pardon the "Dark Spock" effect] True Story: In the Summer of `69, I hitchhiked across Europe for three months. Just before my return flight from Gatwick, I bought several boxes of Kellogg's Sugar Smacks in a small London grocery. It wasn't (necessarily) because I knew what Caledonian Airlines' in-flight meals would be...but that the United Kingdom sold cereal boxes I had never before seen -- and never would again. STAR TREK's Mr. Spock was featured on the front of these boxes, holding a phaser that looked more like a toy squirt-gun/camera. The back featured pictures of five collector buttons, with art work on par with Spock's picture (surpassed by ASCII-art below). It also had the Enterprise flying with its saucer upside-down. And all sides were covered with information that plumbed new depths of wry British humour. They did seem to take TREK's "5-Year Mission" seriously (note the "To `71" on the front). ____________________________________________________________ | /) /) | _ ___ _ _ ___ _ __ | | /) // /)// () | ( ` / /| /_) / /_)/_ /_/ | | /||// _ ////_ _ _ / | __) / /-|/ \ / / \/__/ \ | | /,| /,)/////,)/ )/ )/) | _ _ _ _ __ | | //||( ///////////////,| | /|/| /( `( `// )/|/ _) / / | |(/ ||/\_(_((_/( /( //\_) | / ' |/__)__)/(_// / /_ / / | | |_) __//_// | | | _ | /| | | /\ |||| /\ /\ | \ | /|| | | |||||/\>|/\|||\| |\ //|| | | \ |||||| |L||||/| |\\ _.--"""""""--. // || | | \ ||||||T|| || / | \\ .=" "=, || | | <\/>|\/||\/|||||||\ | \\,' ``.| | | \/ \/ \/ ||||||\> | , : | | | . : | | /\ |\ /| /\ /\ || />/\ | : aMIttti==iii+iii+=;, : | || V ||/\||/\>||//| : BMMMWWWMMMBXVVYYi=;, :___| | \ || |||L|||| |'/ \ | : BBMMWWMMMMBXXVYIi;;:,, :.__| | \ ||V||| ||| |.\ \ | t XIBMMMMMBRXVi+==::;::: ', | |<\/>|| |||||||\/>||\\<\/>| At VY+=+IIMBi=:,,=i=;::::, ;. | | \/ || |||||| \/ || \>\/ | YX=VI+=,:=WB;:::=,,::;;:;: ;;' | |_________________________| VMiRtItIRBWR:.tXVVYtiI==;: ;;Y: | | // `XIWMMBBMRMBi;,XXRRXXVYt+;; ;A;' | | // ViWWMBBBBBY;;,XRRRXXVi;;;:,;;; | | // `VMMMMWBMMY;=+XRRXVYI;:;;:,C; | | // SPACE ENERGY COMES XRBMMMYYV+,:;XRXXIt+;:;+,+;; | |<< `RRBMMBYt;:::+VXVi=;;:;=+;;' /| | \\ FROM SUGAR SMACKS BRBBBMMRRIttYYYY=;;;;;==; //| | \\ VRRRRRRRXVYYttit=:::::=; // | | \\ _____ YRRRXVIYiit+++i=:;::;== // | | // /|===|\ +RRXIIYVI;i=;=t=;:::;:; << | | // || _ ||\ RRXVYi+==;;=iY;::::,;; \\ | | // ||/ \||O) `XRXVVVYItitII=::;,::; \\ | |// [|( @ )|/] `VRRBBXVYYIti:::,:::; \\| |< `||\_/|| | IYVYYYIti+=:,,,:::;; \| |\\ || [] | IVI==;;;:,,,,Jittlov\ /| | \\ ,vMMR""b c, / "=;;;;=""" \__//| | \\ VVMM$;;; $;; __/ __/ // | | \\ ;AVMMM,,,:MM; __--- \ ____-- << | | \\ :VMMMn;;;IAM;_-- , \__________--- \\ | | >> `AMMMM,,,iCV; /| \\| | // `VMMnn;;"Y", /@| _ _ _ _ \| | // YVMM,,,;;; /_ | ( `/_)/ )/ `/_/ | | // YVMMM;,,;; '~ \| _ __)/ (_/(_,/~\ | | // YVMV;;;;: __ ` _(_) /| |// IMMm'__ ___(__)____ (__)_) //| |======== ___(__)_((_)_(__)_)_(_))_)_)_ << | | || _((_((__)__(_(__(__)__)(__)_(_)) FREE \\| | || (__)((_(__)_))_(__)_((__)_((__)")) \| | || \================================/ STAR TREK | | || ''\______________________________/ | | || // \ / BADGES | | ||// \__________________________/ ______ | | | / \ _ / | | 10 1/2 oz SIZE (c) Paramount Pictures Corp 1969 | |____________________________________________________________| A few box paragraphs (pictures best left to your imagination): "THE TRANSICATOR - If Mr. Spock wants to send a message to an alien-language planet...`SUGAR SMACKS are honey sweet and give you space energy'...he speaks directly into the Transicator and presses the translate-button..." "THE STAR TREK PHASER PISTOL - The phaser does anything from tranquillising a victim to disintegrating steel... SUGAR SMACKS works on the same energy principle, too." [..uh-huhhhh..] Further Proof (with b&w photo) is on the cover (with article) in the #8 issue (1992) of FLAKE Magazine (people actually collect this stuff), "A friend of Leonard Nimoy recently slapped down $1000 for one of these boxes as a birthday present for his pal. He says Nimoy hadn't known it existed." :@ Whoa!! Looking at the FLAKE magazine picture...the box looks _different_, with NASA stickers...and with a 1970 copyright..! *I* HAVE THE FIRST PRINTING! I HAVE THE NUMBER ONE First Printing CEREAL BOX!!! In MINT CONDITION!! -- Heyyyy, if somebody paid $1000, three years ago, for one box with the _second_ printing..!) $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ The Super-Valuable *Mister Spock Cereal Box* will be at ComiCon 94, wherever you see Mr. Jittlov closely surrounded by Brinkes Guards. (Bet you didn't know Brinke Stevens was more than just a Scream Queen, Writer and Marine Biologist;) __________________________________________ ___._`.*.'_._ ________ Mike Jittlov - Wizard, etc . . + * .o o.* `.`. +. Hollywood, CA 90026-2714 ' * . ' ' |\^/| `. * . * jittlov@gumby.cs.caltech.edu (: May All Your \V/ Good Dreams <& alt.fan.mike-jittlov> and Fine Wishes /_\ Come True:) =============================================== _/ \_ =========== Yes! It's an actual newsgroup (68,000 subscribers worldwide), haven to hyper-creative mega-crossposting -- plus the historic & happening "SAVE THE WIZARD MOVIE!!" Postcard Campaign! Tune in and lurk on!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ewhac@shell.portal.com (Leo 'Bols Ewhac' Schwab) recalls [while celebrating his Big 3-0 Bash in cool Marin County!]: >Mike brought said artifact with him to BayCon last year, which I >last year, which I saw_with_my_very_own_eyes. Unbelievably cheesy >piece of 60's-style marketing (rather like the Flintstones movie - a >comparison which I'm sure will prove to be unfairly denigrating to >the cereal box). _____________________________________________________ ____ / __________________________________________________| PHASER I |____) | | |___|_________________________________________ | | BEAM WIDTH | | | _______,-----------,|_____ | | (________________ | `-----, |___|____________________|_.___ . ___ | _|_ _ ___ \ | | ACCESS PLATE | . | . | || | | | |_| |___| | | | | . . | || |___| |_| ___ | |___|____________________|_._______._|_| || ___ |_| |___| | | | TRIGGER | . . | || | | |_| ___ | | | | . . |___|| |_|_| |_| |___| | | | |________________| | | / | | (_______ |____|,-----' | | `-----------'| | |___|_________________________________________| | | | BEAM INTENSITY ADJUST | |___|______________________________________________| | | POWER LEVEL INDICATOR | |___________________________________________________________ ____ \______________________________________________________________| |____) ____________________________________________________ ____ / ________________________________________________| PHASER IIA |____) | | |___|__________________________________________ ___________ | | BEAM WIDTH _.|' `---. | | ____/ | |`-----,___ | | _______.----------------' : | | | ___ || \ |___|_________|_________._______ . . __ : _| _ | ||___||| | | | POWER CELL . | . | |: | ||_| | | ___ || | | | | . . | |: |__||_| | || ||| | |___|_________|_________.___________.__|_||: | ||_| | ||___||| | | | TRIGGER | . . . . . . . |__|: |__||_| | | ___ || | | | |_______ : | | | ||___||| | | | `----------------,____: | | | | ||_/ | | \_ | | |,-----' | | `|._|_________.---' |___|__________________________________________| | | | BEAM INTENSITY ADJUST | |___|_____________________________________________| | | POWER LEVEL INDICATOR | |___________________________________________________________ ____ \______________________________________________________________| |____) ............................................ romulan_insignia ___________________________________ \ / \_______________________________/ \ / __ ______ ______ __ \ `----._____.-` `-----------' '-._____.----' / `._/ / \_ \ _/ \ \_.' \_ | | \ `._ \ / _.' / | | _/ \/_ | | / `.\ /.' \ | | _\/ \/__/_/ /ww\ (` ') /ww\ \_\__\/ .--' \__/ \ / \__/ `--. \/ /`| |) |'\ \/ \/_/ | / | \_\/ \/_/ | \_\/ `-|-' \ / \ / \ / " ............................................ tricorder ________.--------------.________ | ||__| [_]| | | | [_]| | |__|_____[_]|____________________| | |PWR | | F1 |-DATA | I || E || | |STBY| |_F2_| SENSE-|___||___|| |_|[__]|_________________________| | ___________________ | | [ALPHA] | | | | [BETA ] | | | | [GAMMA] | | | | [DELTA] | | | | _____ | | | | |^ H B| |___________________| | | || H || .-DEVICE INPUT--. _ | | || H || | | [_] | | || H || GEO MET BIO [_] | | |A_H_v| [___] [___] [___] [_] | |________________________________| |__[][][][]____________[][][][]__| | ____________________________ | | |.-COM XMISSION---. ______ | | | | ________________ E|\ __ /|| | | ||ACCEPT|INTERSHIP| M| | | || | | ||------+---------| R| |__| || | | ||_POOL_|TRICORDER| G|/____\|| | | |____________________________| | | ____________________________ | | |.-IMAGE RECORD---..-LIB B--.| | | | ________________ ___ ___ | | | ||FORWARD |REVERSE|| I || E || | | ||--------+-------||___||___|| | | ||_INPUT__|_ERASE_| | | | |____________________________| | | ____ ______________ | \ |[]ID| |TRICORDER VII| / \ |____| |______________| / `-.______________________.-' ............................................ ______ _-' . .`-_ |/ / .. . 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I'll have Troi start (___) _|_|_|_ (___) the arrangements immediatly!" \\____.-'_.---._`-.____// ~~~~`.__`---'__.'~~~~ ~~~~~ ---- ________ ___.-.___ -FIRE! \|/ ____ \|/ \______|)\_______/ ---==* @~/ ,. \~@ _||___//`-' ---==* /_( \__/ )_\ '-._____]( \__U_/ ---- STAR STAR * STAR * STAR * STA * * * * * * * * * * * ________ ___.-.___* ________ ___.-.___ * ________ ___.-.___ \______|) \_______/ \______|) \_______/ \______|) \_______/ * * _||___//_`-' * _||___//_`-' * _||___//_`-' * * '--._____]( * '--._____]( * '--._____]( * * * * * * * * * TREK* * TREK * TREK * TREK* * TRE ---- \++================================| = \ / /==+++==\ """\ \""" |======================================/ \ \ / .. . /--===+ +===--"" Clew Lance Simpleton \ \ /. .. / `+' CLEWLS@CYBERSPACE.COM \ \ / / \ / -\ \-'---==+ | ---==O=- --+" . . . "== Beam me up, / \ / |. . .. -------- | \ Scotty-- "===, . . -------- | / there's no ""\ . .. ==" intelligent """"--=--"" life here... (Paul Stacy ) --- Lt. 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"""++==-___ __-+"" __\ .. . . | .. . | . . . /__ ""+-__ /\__+-"" `-----=====\_ _/=====-----' ""-+__/\ _/_/ ""="" \_\_ /_/ Have a Nice Day! \_\ // \\ /") This message of goodwill and cheer has been ("\ \o\ brought to you by: /o/ \_) (_/ Gustin Burke Johnson (403) 257-3128 gbjohnso@acs.ucalgary.ca --- _ _ |_| Have a Nice F%$#@!g Day! |_| | | This cheerful message is from | | _| |_ Gustin Burke Johnson _| |_ .-| | | | _ gbjohnso@acs.ucalgary.ca _ | | | |-. | | | | |' | | `| | | | | \ . / ___ \ / `\ /' _____.------'---`------._____ `\. /' `|__|_.`---' '' ' "" " """ " "" ` `` `--'-._|__| ======================NCC-1701FU======================= | | `---.___```------------ '''___.---' | | | | `------.___.------' | | `\`\ \``|_|''/ /'/' `\`\ __>\|o|/<__ /'/' `\`\ .'.'__|_|__`.`. /'/' `\`======|_.-' .---. `-._|======'/' `-._ `---' _.-' `-----' .......................................... Famous Star Trek cows (__) _(__)_ (__) (__) (oo) ($(oo)$) (oo) (oo) /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------## /-------\/ / | || / | || / | || / | || * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Vulcan cow Ferengi cow Cowmander Riker Cowptain Picard (note greenish tinge) (Note bald head) (__) (___) 1 1 (==) (o=o) 1001 /-------\/ /-------\ / 1000000011 / | || / | || 1 1 11 * ||----|| * ||----|| 0 11000011 ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ 00 00 Geordie's cow Bajorian cow the Binars owned this cow (___) (__) (###) (oo) (o o) /-------\/ /---------\ / / | ^ || / | ||O * |(/ \)|| / || || | '~' || * ||,-----|| ||----|| || || ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ This cow had a Klingon bull cameo on ST-TNG (_____) _(__)_ ( o o ) >__< / (oo) \ __\___/__ ---( )----\==< ( ) /\ /\ >==\ oo \ |\______/| |**\_ _/**| \_ __ \--\ * | | |**(*Y*)**| /_____/ \_\ \/ \________/ || Cowsoler Troi || Cowstable Odo (Note dangerously ^^ (in his bucket) low bustline) this cow was caught in a transporter malfunction It is rumored that Q occasionally turns himself into a cow, but he keeps disappearing before anybody can get their camera. ..................................... 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