X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit X-Google-Thread: fbb9d,b84b49e3caf29c7c,start X-Google-Attributes: gidfbb9d,public X-Google-Thread: f996b,b84b49e3caf29c7c,start X-Google-Attributes: gidf996b,public X-Google-ArrivalTime: 1994-11-30 10:21:00 PST Path: bga.com!news.sprintlink.net!sashimi.wwa.com!not-for-mail From: crettig@uceng.uc.EDU (Craig Rettig) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art,rec.arts.ascii Subject: Line-talk: Smiley Dictionary [PLEASE READ!] Date: 30 Nov 1994 12:24:43 -0600 Organization: University of Cincinnati Lines: 520 Sender: boba@gagme.wwa.com Approved: boba@wwa.com Message-ID: <3big1b$j2h@gagme.wwa.com> NNTP-Posting-Host: gagme.wwa.com Xref: bga.com alt.ascii-art:15130 rec.arts.ascii:2942 Okay, here it is, the Smiley Dictionary. Why is this being posted here? Because I will no longer be taking requests for it by mail. So Scarecrow, if you could please remove my name from the archive you maintain, I'd appreciate it. This means any requests I get from this point on will just be ignored. Sorry, but I'm going to be needing all the disk quota I can get for a project I'm working on, so I don't have any room for this in my directory any more. Anyway, here it is: ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Somebody on a MUD a year or two ago made this: THE SMILEY DICTIONARY :-) basic smiley :) midget smiley ,-) winking happy smiley (-: left hand smiley (:-) smiley big face (:-( very unhappy smiley ,-} wry and winking smiley 8-O Omigod '-) winking smiley :-# my lips are scaled :-* kiss :-/ skeptical smiley :-> sarcastic smiley :-@ screaming smiley :-d said with a smile :-V shouting smiley :-X a big wet kiss :-\ undecided smiley :-] smiley blockhead ;-( crying smiley >;-> a very lewd remark was just made ;^) smirking smiley %-) smiley after staring at a screen for 15 hours straight ):-( nordic smiley 3:] Lucy my pet dog smiley :-& tongue tied 8:-) little girl smiley :-)8< big girl smiley :-O talkaktive smiley :-6 smiley after eating something spicy +:-) priest smiley O:-) angel smiley :-< walrus smiley :-? smiley smokes a pipe :-E bucktoothed vampire :-Q smoking smiley :-}X bow tie-wearing smiley :-[ vampire smiley :-a smiley touching her tongue to her nose :-{ mustache :-{} smiley wears lipstick :^) smiley with a personality <:-l dunce smiley :=) orangutan smiley >:-> devilish smiley >:-l klingon smiley @:-) smiley wearing a turban @:-} smiley just back from the hairdresser C=:-) chef smiley X:-) little kid with a propeller beanie [:-) smiley wearing a walkman [:] robot smiley {:-) smiley wears a toupee l^o hepcat smiley }:^#) pointy nosed smiley (:-( the saddest smiley :-(=) bucktooth smiley O-) message from cyclops :-3 handlebar mustache smiley : = beaver smiley :-" whistling smiley P-( pirate smiley ?-( black eye d:-) baseball smiley :8) pigish smiley :-7 smirking smiley ):-) impish smiley :/\) extremely bignosed smiley 8(:-) Mickey Mouse ([( Robocop :-(*) that comment made me sick &-l that made me cry :-e disappointed smiley :( sad-turtle smiley :,( crying smiley :-( boo hoo :-P Nyahhhh! :-S what you say makes no sense :-[ un-smiley blockhead :-C real unhappy smiley :-r smiley raspberry :-t pouting smiley :-W speak with forked tongue X-( you are brain dead l-O smiley is yawning l:-O flattop loudmouth smiley $-) yuppie smiley :-! foot in mouth :----} you lie like pinnochio O-) smiley after smoking a banana =:-) smiley is a punk =:-( real punks never smile 3:[ pit bull smiley 8<:-) smiley is a wizard :#) drunk smiley 8-# dead smiley B-) smiley wears glasses 8-) smiley with big eyes...perhaps wearing contact lenses... |-( smiley lost his contact lenses H-) cross-eyed smiley ]-I smiley wearing sunglasses (cool...therefore no smile, only a smirk) V^J smiley with glasses, seen from the left side (portrait, talking) (it's more a talkey...- just tip your head to the right side to see it) +-( smiley, shot between the eyes ~:-P smiley, thinking and steaming or: having only one single hair `' cat's eyes in the night ghost smiley in invisible state L-P totally scrambled smiley (thats why L-P Mud exists... B) BI a frog O_| O | Big Smiley Is Watching You The Unofficial Smilie Dictionary -------------------------------- :-) Your basic smilie. This smilie is used to inflect a sarcastic or joking statement since we can't hear voice inflection over Unix. ;-) Winky smilie. User just made a flirtatious and/or sarcastic remark. More of a "don't hit me for what I just said" smilie. :-( Frowning smilie. User did not like that last statement or is upset or depressed about something. :-I Indifferent smilie. Better than a Frowning smilie but not quite as good as a happy smilie :-> User just made a really biting sarcastic remark. Worse than a :-). >:-> User just made a really devilish remark. >;-> Winky and devil combined. A very lewd remark was just made. Those are the basic ones...Here are some somewhat less common ones: (-: User is left handed %-) User has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours straight :*) User is drunk [:] User is a robot 8-) User is wearing sunglasses B:-) Sunglasses on head ::-) User wears normal glasses B-) User wears horn-rimmed glasses :-{) User has a mustache :-{} User wears lipstick {:-) User wears a toupee }:-( Toupee in an updraft :-[ User is a Vampire :-E Bucktoothed vampire :-F Bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing :-7 User juust made a wry statement :-* User just ate something sour :-)~ User drools :-~) User has a cold :'-( User is crying :'-) User is so happy, s/he is crying :-@ User is screaming :-# User wears braces :^) User has a broken nose :v) User has a broken nose, but it's the other way :_) User's nose is sliding off of his face :<) User is from an Ivy League School :-& User is tongue tied. =:-) User is a hosehead -:-) User is a punk rocker -:-( (real punk rockers don't smile) :=) User has two noses +-:-) User is the Pope or holds some other religious office `:-) User shaved one of his eyebrows off this morning ,:-) Same thing...other side |-I User is asleep |-O User is yawning/snoring :-Q User is a smoker :-? User smokes a pipe O-) Megaton Man On Patrol! (or else, user is a scuba diver) O :-) User is an angel (at heart, at least) :-P Nyahhhh! :-S User just made an incoherent statement :-D User is laughing (at you!) :-X User's lips are sealed :-C User is really bummed :-/ User is skeptical C=:-) User is a chef @= User is pro-nuclear war *<:-) User is wearing a Santa Claus Hat :-o Uh oh! (8-o It's Mr. Bill! *:o) And Bozo the Clown! 3:] Pet smilie 3:[ Mean Pet smilie d8= Your pet beaver is wearing goggles and a hard hat. E-:-) User is a Ham radio operator :-9 User is licking his/her lips %-6 User is braindead [:-) User is wearing a walkman (:I User is an egghead <:-I User is a dunce K:P User is a little kid with a propeller beenie @:-) User is wearing a turban :-0 No Yelling! (Quiet Lab) :-: Mutant Smilie The invisible smilie .-) User only has one eye ,-) Ditto...but he's winking X-( User just died 8 :-) User is a wizard C=}>;*{)) Mega-Smilie... A drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an updraft, a mustache, and a double chin Note: A lot of these can be typed without noses to make midget smilies. :) Midget smilie :] Gleep...a friendly midget smilie who will gladly be your friend =) Variation on a theme... :} What should we call these? (what?) :) Happy :> what? :@ what? :D Laughter :I Hmmm... :( Sad :[ Real Downer :< what? :{ what? :O Yelling :C what? :Q what? :,( Crying [] Hugs and :* Kisses |I Asleep |^o Snoring :-` smiley spitting out its chewing tobacco :-1 smiley bland face :-! " :-@ smiley face screaming :-#| smiley face with bushy mustache :-$ smiley face with it's mouth wired shut :-% smiley banker :-6 smiley after eating something sour :^) smiley with pointy nose (righty) :-7 smiley after a wry statement 8-) smiley swimmer :-* smiley after eating something bitter :-& smiley which is tongue-tied :-0 smiley orator smiley invisible man (:-( unsmiley frowning (:-) smiley big-face ):-) " ):-( unsmiley big-face )8-) scuba smiley big-face =:-) smiley punk-rocker =:-( (real punk rockers don't smile) +:-) smiley priest :-q smiley trying to touch its tongue to its nose :-e disappointed smiley :-t cross smiley :-i semi-smiley :-o smiley singing national anthem :-p smiley sticking its tongue out (at you!) :-[ un-smiley blockhead :-] smiley blockhead :-{ smiley variation on a theme :-} ditto {:-) smiley with its hair parted in the middle }:-) above in an updraft :-a lefty smilely touching tongue to nose :-s smiley after a BIZARRE comment :-d lefty smiley razzing you :-j left smiling smilely :-k beats me, looks like something, tho. :-l y. a. s. :-: mutant smiley :-\ undecided smiley :-| "have an ordinary day" smiley ;-) winking smiley :-< real sad smiley :-> y.a.s. :-z y.a.c.s. :-x "my lips are sealed" smiley :-c bummed out smiley :-v talking head smiley :v) left-pointing nose smiley :-b left-pointing tongue smiley :-/ lefty undecided smiley :-? smilely smoking a pipe .-] one-eyed smilely ,-} wry and winking 0-) smiley cyclops (scuba diver?) :-=) older smiley with mustache :u) smiley with funny-looking left nose :n) smiley with funny-looking right nose :< midget unsmiley :> midget smiley }:^#}) mega-smiley: updrafted bushy-mustached pointy nosed smiley with a double-chin :-) ha ha ~~:-( net.flame |-) hee hee O |-) net.religion |-D ho ho :-> hey hey 8 :-I net.unix-wizards :-( boo hoo X-( net.suicide :-I hmm E-:-I net.ham-radio :-O uh oh >:-I net.startrek :-P nyah nyah 3:o[ net.pets |-P yuk :-} beard :-{ mustache :-# braces :-X bow tie :-Q smoker <:I dunce (:I egghead @:I turban 8-) glasses B-) horn-rims 8:-) glasses on forehead :-8( condescending stare ;-) wink >:-< mad Drama :-( Comedy :-) Surpise :-o Suspense 8-| Male :- Female >- Birth |-O Death 8-# Infinity 8 ---<--{(@ Its a Rose! Article 2970 of alt.ascii-art: From: ransom@girtab.usc.edu (Randy Ransom) Subject: "Smiley" animals Date: 9 Jan 1994 14:03:28 -0800 Here are some animals that I've drawn. I call them "smiley" animals because they're sideways, like smileys. Who knows, ]:o_ |O = |_o= @ could become the smiley equivalent of bulls---! ]:o_ |O = <- a cow |_o= |\_ (:>_)X <- a penguin |/ ):X (_| <- a cat ) / (:op <- a dog \ (((( ( )(:[ <- a spider (((( >: o \\_/\ <- a horse | | 8:X (_| <- a mouse 9 (:X[ | | <- a walrus \_| -- --Craig H. Rettig crettig@uceng.uc.edu "Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law." --Aleister Crowley