X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit X-Google-Thread: f996b,dd42f906dfef9c1,start X-Google-Attributes: gidf996b,public X-Google-Thread: fbb9d,dd42f906dfef9c1,start X-Google-Attributes: gidfbb9d,public X-Google-ArrivalTime: 1994-09-26 09:04:09 PST Path: bga.com!news.sprintlink.net!sashimi.wwa.com!not-for-mail From: jittlov@erehwon.caltech.edu (Mike Jittlov) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art,rec.arts.ascii Subject: Line-GIF-talk: SubGenius "Bob" ASCII Parade (500+ lines) Date: 26 Sep 1994 11:02:56 -0500 Organization: California Institute of Technology, Pasadena Lines: 595 Sender: boba@wwa.com Approved: boba@wwa.com Message-ID: <366rbg$af5@sashimi.wwa.com> NNTP-Posting-Host: sashimi.wwa.com Summary: More than you think you want Keywords: Jittlov,Mike,Bob,Carol,Ted,Alice,Trixie,Norton Xref: bga.com alt.ascii-art:12346 rec.arts.ascii:1784 Ryan@xmission.com (Ryan Levesque) unwittingly requests: >Recently my friend received a forwarded piece of mail that had >"The Church of the Sub-Genius" propaganda and some pictures of >"BOB, the Sub-Genius" as well as a bunch of comical suggestions, >blurbs, etc... If anybody can re-post that message, or point me >to where I might find some more of these pic's, i'd appreciate it! As Jesus Christ was a carpenter, J.R. "BoB" Dobbs was a salesman. The Saint of Sales, to be exact -- "There's No Prob with Bob" was his call-to-service. Personified by the Hipparazzi's most famous clip-art visage, "BoB" occasionally reappears in mortal form at randomly revealed `Devivals', where he is joyously celebrated and then surprise-assassinated. It's alright, it's all in fun -- and after all, this religion began in Dallas, Texas, as revealed through a Vision some call `Wotan's Slide Show'. Though the ChotSubG doesn't yet have the tax clout of $cientology, it has at least as many ET's on-staff, UFO's in the underground parking garage, and a crack enlistment/investigatory org. But, if you aren't satisfied with the ten tons of assorted BoBernalia and related papers anonymously stuffed into your mailbox next week, you should definitely check out "The Book of the SubGenius" (McGraw-Hill) assembled by the most terminally creative Douglass St. Clair Smith and/or Reverend Ivan Stang A.0 and/or Dr. Philo Drummond 01. Jam-packed with pix, prophecies, and step-by-step self-programming, this book was more than worth the $10 They offered me to take it and just leave. It may be more now, so get it while and where you can. A major spiritual bargain, IMHO, was my becoming a genuine Ordained SubGenius Minister in the 1970's (complete with ornately frameable certificate and great wallet card printed on both sides). I can now legally marry people. Preferably a woman. Best dollar I ever spent. -- Rev. 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