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Rowdy Visits New York #1 Date: Tue, 7 May 2002 04:40:29 +0000 (UTC) Organization: Prodigy Internet http://www.prodigy.com Lines: 321 Sender: robomod@lios.aq2.gweep.ca Approved: rec-arts-ascii-moderator@gweep.ca Message-ID: NNTP-Posting-Host: localhost X-Trace: lios.aq2.gweep.ca 1020746429 6689 127.0.0.1 (7 May 2002 04:40:29 GMT) X-Complaints-To: usenet@lios.aq2.gweep.ca NNTP-Posting-Date: Tue, 7 May 2002 04:40:29 +0000 (UTC) X-Newsreader: Microsoft Outlook Express 6.00.2600.0000 X-UserInfo1: SCSYQNON_JBWC_UX]@CB^]\@PJ_^PBQLGPQRJVMHQAVTUZ]CLNTCPFK[WDXDHV[K^FCGJCJLPF_D_NCC@FUG^Q\DINVAXSLIFXYJSSCCALP@PB@\OS@BITWAH\CQZKJMMD^SJA^NXA\GVLSRBD^M_NW_F[YLVTWIGAXAQBOATKBBQRXECDFDMQ\DZFUE@\JM X-Original-Date: Tue, 07 May 2002 04:40:25 GMT X-Gweep-Cleanmime: quoted=00% Xref: archiver1.google.com rec.arts.ascii:29 ____ __ _ ___ _ __ / __ \____ _ ______/ /_ __ | | / (_)____(_) /______ / /_/ / __ \ | /| / / __ / / / / | | / / / ___/ / __/ ___/ / _, _/ /_/ / |/ |/ / /_/ / /_/ / | |/ / (__ ) / /_(__ ) /_/ |_|\____/|__/|__/\__,_/\__, /_ |___/_/____/_/\__/____/ / | / /__ _ /____/\ \/ /___ _____/ /__ / |/ / _ \ | /| / / \ / __ \/ ___/ |/_/ / /| / __/ |/ |/ / / / /_/ / / / < /_/ |_/\___/|__/|__/ /_/\____/_/ /_/|_| by JRO ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- _________________________________________________________ | _______ _ _____ _ _ | | (_______|_) (____ \ (_) (_) | | _____ _ ____ ____ _ \ \ _ ____ _ ____ ____ | | | ___) | | _ \ / _ )| | | | | _ \| | _ \ / _ | | | | | | | | | ( (/ / | |__/ /| | | | | | | | ( ( | | | | |_| |_|_| |_|\____)|_____/ |_|_| |_|_|_| |_|\_|| | | |________________________________________________(_____|_| / \ / \ /____________________________________________________________\ | |_________________| |______________| |___________________| | | |_________________| | | |___________________| | | || || | ____________ | || || | | || || || || || || || | | || || || || || || || | | || || || || || || || | | || || ||=====||=====|| || || | | ||_______________|| || || || ||_________________|| | | | | || || || | | | | |_________________| ||_____||_____|| |___________________| | |_|_________________|_|______________|_|___________________|_| / ___ / / / / __|___|__ / / / jro____/_______ (/////) ____/_____________/____________/_____ _\___/_ \ / \ \ "Pretty fancy lookin' eatin' / | | \ place. Well, it'll give me \ | | / sumthin' ta tell the fellers \|_____|/ about, when I gits back home." |__ __|( | | |/ | | | |__|__| <___|___> * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * _______________ | | | |\ |\ |\ | | | | |_\|_\|_\ | | | | _|__|__|__ | | | |~~~\_________|~| | | |_______________| | | ___ | | __|___|__ | | ('o_o') | | ________ _\~-~/_ ___________| | | / \/|\/ \ /| | | / / \ \ || | | ______\ \_____/ /________ || | |/ \_\ /_/ / || | / \_) (_/ /__|| / /________________________/__/ |/ |||_______|__||__|______||__|/ || <___||___> || || ||jro ______________________________________________________ | | | "Howdy, Miss! Nice day. Right pretty | | dress you have there... I'm a stranger | | to these here parts, and I'd be right | | proud if'n you'd care to join me fer | | lunch. How 'bout we see if we kin | | choke down a dawg or two?" | | / | | __/___ ___ | | / /(_| \ (___)) | | \/ oo \ \ ** )_) | | _________/\~o~_/ /________ _\- /_ | | | / \/|\/ / /| | \\// | | | | / /\ / || |(_""_)| | | | ______\ \|____|________ || ||____|| | | |/ \_\ / || ||//\\|| | | / \_) /__|| (///\\\) | | /______________________/__/ | ////\\\\ | | |||_________|__|__| __||__|/ | || | | | || <__| |__> || |_||_| | | || || <_><_> | | | |__jro________________________________________________| ___ "humph" __|___|__ \ ___ ( oo ((___) ________ _\ ~-~_ ___________ (_( -- | / \/|\/ \ /| _\ -/_ | / / \ \ || | \\// | | ______\ \_____/ /________ || |(_""_)| |/ \_\ /_/ / || ||____|| / \_) (_/ /__|| ||//\\|| /________________________/__/ | (///\\\) |||_______|__||__|______||__|/ ////\\\\ || <___||___> || | |\ \ jro|| || |_| \_\ /\_> /\_> __________________________________________________ | | | _______________ | | | | | |\ |\ |\ | | | | | | |_\|_\|_\ | | | | | | _|__ | | | | |~~~\__ "I guess not..." | | | |________ / | | | | ___ / | | | | __|___|__ | | | | ('o_o') | | | | ________ _\~o~/_ ___________| | | | | / \/|\/ \ /| | | | | / / \ \ || | | | | ______\ \_____/ /________ || | | | |/ \_\ /_/ / || | | | / \_) (_/ /__|| / | | /________________________/__/ |/ | | |||_______|__||__|______||__|/ | | || <___||___> || | | || || | |_jro____________________________________________| "Thankyou, garcon. I do care to order now..." / ___ / ((___) (()) (_( ** (////) _\ o/_ \__/ |/ ____\| / \ /____|_)\ / | | \ __|_|____\_\__ \ | | / \ \ \|__|/ |\ \ | || ||\_____________\ | || |||| || | || || || |_|| || || (__|| jro & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & _______________ "I believe that today, I | |\ |\ |\ | would like the virgin | |_\|_\|_\ | fowl. Make certain it | _|__|__|__ | is a virgin fowl; check |~~~\_________|~| it yourself...." |_______________| \ ___ | | \ __|___|__ | | \ ('o_o') | | ________ _\~-~/_ ___________| | | / \/|\/ \ /| | | / / \ \ || | | ______\ \_____/ /________ || | |/ \_\ /_/ / || | / \_) (_/ /__|| / /________________________/__/ |/ |||_______|__||__|______||__|/jro || <___||___> || || || # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # _______________ "..And with that, I would | |\ |\ |\ | prefer a Chateau Latour. Make | |_\|_\|_\ | certain it is a Latour; taste | _|__|__|__ | it yourself before serving..." |~~~\_________|~| \ |_______________| \ ___ | | \ __|___|__ | | ('o_o') | | ________ _\~-~/_ ___________| | | / \/|\/ \ /| | | / / \ \ || | | ______\ \_____/ /________ |jro| |/ \_\ /_/ / || | / \_) (_/ /__|| / /________________________/__/ |/ |||_______|__||__|______||__|/ || <___||___> || || || < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > _______________ "And could you please open | |\ |\ |\ | a window? I smell a horse. | |_\|_\|_\ | There must be a cowboy in | _|__|__|__ | the house." |~~~\_________|~| \ |_______________| \ . \ ___ '/ | | \ . \ __|___|__ . | | . ('@_@') . | | _____/__ _\~-~/_ \__________| | | / \/|\/ \ /| | | / / \ \ || | | ______\ \_____/ /________ || | |/ \_\ /_/ / || | / \_) (_/ /__|| / /________________________/__/ |/ |||_______|__||__|______||__|/ || <___||___> || jro|| || ___________________________________________________ | | | _____________ | | | |\ |\ | | | |_\| | | | _|__ "Yeah, I reckon I would | | |~~~\__ like to order now, Garson." | | |________ / | | | | ___ | | | | __|___|__ | | | | (()) ('o_o') | | | | ___ (////) _\~o~/_ ___________| | | | | \__/ / \/|\/ \ /| | | | | / \ / \ \ || | | | | __/ | | \\_____/ /________ || | | | |/ \ | | /_\ /_/ / || | | | / \|__|/ \_) (_/ /__|| / | | /____ || | _______________/__/||/ | | |||___ || |_|__||__|______||_|/ | | || || |<___||___> || | | || ||_| || | | ||__) | |______________________________________________jro_| "BRING ME A DUCK! A WELL-FUCKED DUCK! MAKE SURE IT'S WELL-FUCKED, FUCKIT YOURSELF! AND I'D LIKE A GLASS OF HORSEPISS TO DRINK! MAKE SURE IT'S PISS, SON - PISS IT YOURSELF IF YOU HAVE TO! AND KNOCK A WALL DOWN! I SMELL A CUNT! THERE'S A WHORE IN THE HOUSE SOMEWHERE!!!" / ___ | | __|___|__ | | (()) ('o_o') | | ___ (////) _\~O~/_ ___________| | | \__/ / \/|\/ \ /| | | / \ / \ \ || | | __/ | | \\_____/ /________ || | |/ \ | | /_\ /_/ / || | / \|__|/\_) (_/ /__|| / /_____ || | _______________/__/||/ |||___ || |_|__||__|______||_|/ || || |<___||___> || || ||_| jro|| ||__) _________________________________________ | | | "Joe, I've got a couple of new | | orders here, that I'm afraid | | we're going to have a little | | trouble filling..." | | \ ___ | | \ ( ) | | \ | | | | (()) |___| | | (////) oo ) | | \__/ \-_/_ | | / \/\/\/ \ | | / | | \ \ \ | | \ | | / _/ / | | \|__|/|__(_\/ | | || | | | | | | || | | | | | | || | | | | | | ||_| |__|__| | | ||__)(__|__) | |_____________________________________jro_| endendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendend endendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendend ________ ________ ~(_|-----' `-----|_)~ .----.__/ ( Jonathon R. Oglesbee ) \__.----. /______.-`-' twelfwisp@hotmail.com `-'-.______\ jro Smith&Wesson's "PocketRifle"