HOW TO SOUND IMPORTANT:                                         
                                                                 
 COLUMN1          COLUMN 2             COLUMN 3       
 ----------------------------------------------------          
 0. Interated     0. Management        0. Options          
 1. Total         1. Organizational    1. Flexibility 
 2. Systematized  2. Monitored         2. Capability       
 3. Parallel      3. Reciprocal        3. Mobility         
 4. Functional    4. Digital           4. Programing       
 5. Responsive    5. Logistical        5. Concept          
 6. Optional      6. Transitional      6. Time-phase       
 7. Synchronized  7. Incremental       7. Projection        
 8. Compatible    8. Fifth-generation  8. Hardware         
 9. Balanced      9. Policy            9. Contingency      
 
                                                                 
 In these times of everyone needing to appear as if they
 are an expert in some obscure field, we cannot afford
 to be left behind. This handy chart provides a sure
 fire way to impress, whenever your expert credibility
 is on the line.  Simply think of a 3 digit number, and
 select the coresponding expertdom for immediate
 conversational use.
                                                                  
 For example, with 241 and 788, I could say, "Im doing
 research into Systematized Digital Flexibility with
 Synchronized Fifth Generation Hardware." And then I
 would sound very important.
                                                                 
 Dont say I never gave you anything.