Subj : The Triple Play (E)
To   : All
From : Daryl Stout
Date : Thu Feb 01 2018 12:03 am

Unfortunately, medical and other issues would show up every so often, and
they had to go to the AES or HRO clinics for treatment. And, wouldn't you
know it, there was a long wait before they were seen by the staff. However,
the care at the facilities was excellent, as those who worked at the
facilities were very knowledgeable about their work, and they were back at
their QTH's in record time. Thankfully, the need for major surgical
procedures was extremely rare.

No word on the need or extent of prescriptions, except for those to various
amateur radio publications (such as QST and CQ), clubs and organizations
(such as the American Radio Relay League and Courage Kenny Handi-Hams), or
nets (such as the National Traffic System Nets). The Ham Radio Equipment
Insurance sure made paying the medical bills a lot easier.

However, they each had to constantly review Part 97, to be sure they were
in the spirit of amateur radio. But, when harmonic violations did occur,
the Official Observers were diligent in letting their parents know of
them...and the continuous whipping CW paddles were definitely in use on
the harmonics backsides.

It's rumored that the battery fanny packs were removed before the
discipline was administered with the Wouff Hong, Rettysnitch, and
Ugerumph. And, while the harmonics may have felt that the discipline
stung like 10 50 hertz, their parents knew that the warnings before
discipline were always the SAME, and they made sure that the harmonics
wouldn't become tone deaf. And it seemed like the most likely time for the
discipline was to be needed was between 11am and 12 Noon on Wednesdays. 

But, the discipline was not rough enough to the point of making their
signals bleed. And, the noise level of the harmonics in response to the
discipline was not known; and it's none of our business.

The more serious violations required the harmonics to go to court in
west, wearing their Mores Coat outfits. This was because the pink slips
were too skimpy for the sake of decency for the females...not to mention
they especially looked even worse on the males!! One also had to be
careful not to rile E. Hollingsworth, the Enforcement Judge. He had a
reputation of sending scofflaws to Hellschriber as punishment. No word
on how long they had to be there, or if the Wouff Hong, Rettysnitch, and
Ugerumph were in use by the bandwidth demons on the miscreants.

In time, it was time for the harmonics to date and marry...and for them
to follow in the footsteps of their parents. And so, with ham and radio
saying seven three (best wishes) to their harmonics, and eighty eight
(love and kisses) to each other...that is a look at the lives of ham and
radio, and their harmonics.
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