Subj : The Missing Q Signals To : All From : Daryl Stout Date : Sun Sep 10 2017 12:04 am The Missing Q signals Some Q signals have never made it to the ARRL's official list. Here are some that may agree would be useful in appropriate situations. As with regular Q signals, each can be a statement or a question, depending on whether a question mark follows it. QAS - I am speaking out of my @$$ QAS? - Are you speaking out of your @$$? QBA - My antenna is BIG! QBA? - How big is your antenna? QBO - Don't sit next to that guy in the meeting. QBO? - Buddy, can you spare some soap? QBS - It's getting deep in here. QBS? - Did I tell you about the one that got away? Alternate suggested by ken cubilo w8ob QBS - Clean the bird s*** off your antenna so you can hear me QBS? - Should I clean the bird s*** off my antenna so I can hear you Suggestions made for spark gap transmitter on QRP-L mailing list QCP - I am using Cat Power(From Rotary Cat Power Wheel) QCP? - Are you using Cat Power? QCW - I am going to whistle Morse Code on FM (or SSB) QCW? - Why are you whistling Morse? QDR - Damn Right the frequency is busy!} In response to QRL QDR? - Do you have a Receiver?} In respone to QRL Contributed by Don Melcher = W6ZO QET - Phone home. QET? - Has anyone called me from another planet? QEW - Copy is difficult due to Ear Wax. QEW? - Is copy difficult due to Ear Wax? Contributed by John L Sielke W2AGN QFH - This frequency is MINE! - go elsewhere. QFH? - Is this frequency hogged? QHI - I am jumping in quick to say hi, then going QRT. QHI? - Are you leaving after only one transmission? QKB? - How many knobs does your radio have? QKB n - My radio has "n" knobs. Contributed by Fred K6DGW QKN? - How many of them do you know how to use? QKN n - I think I know how to use "n" of them. Contributed by Fred K6DGW QLF - I am sending with my left foot. QLF? - Are you sending with your left foot? QLK - I am sending with my left foot and keyboard. QLK? - Are you sending with your left foot and keyboard? Contributed by Thom LaCosta K3HRN QNO - I am sending through a non-standard orifice. QNO? - Are you sending through a non-standard orifice? Contributed by Thom LaCosta K3HRN QOF Yes, I am an Old F@rt. QOF? Are you an old F@rt? Contributed by Jim W7RY QOK - Your last transmission was Okie Dokie. QOK? - Was my last transmission OK? QPM - Your signal is purr modulated. QPM? - Is my signal purr modulated? QRC - Warning, rag chewer on frequency. QRC? - Are you a rag chewer? QRG - You are transmitting in or near the ... (wave length or frequency) amateur band. QRG? - Am I transmitting in or near an amateur band, and if so which one? QRW - Means Qrp - Really Weak QRW? - Qrp, you are Really Weak? contributed by w0rw QWC? - Who cares? } Courtesy of QWC - I don't care } Fred Bonavita, K5QLF QWC - I have to go to the bathroom } Courtesy of QWC? - Do you have to go to the bathroom? } Fred Bonavita, K5QLF QZZ - I fell asleep at the mike. QZZ? - Is that a 60Hz hum, or are you snoring? --- þ Synchronet þ The Thunderbolt BBS - wx1der.dyndns.org .