## Intro

Welche to Bitreichcon 2020!

IRC:    ircs://chat.freenode.org:6697/#bitreich-con
Viewer: ssh://visitor@bitreich.org
Audio:  http://bitreich.org:3232/live

Christoph Lohmann <20h@r-36.net>

## Welcome to Bitreichcon 2020!

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## Welcome to the Internet! (0/2)

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## Welcome to the Interner! (1/2)

What you can see here:

* The bad and the good of humanity.

* The worse and the perfect of humanity.

* Non-human things.

* Fun things.

* Unfun things.

## Welcome to the Internet! (2/2)

Things to avoid:

* Using the web unless it is for porn.
	* The web was invented for porn.
	* Ask Rocco Berners Siffredi.


## Code Of Fun

* We have a Code of Fun.
* Everyone has to bring at least one joke.
	* Post it on IRC or bring it to the party.
* We keep to the universal human rights.

## Corona Rules

* All rooms have disinfection at the entrance and exit.
	* Please disinfect or was your hands for 30 seconds
	  when leaving or entering.
* Wear a mask during the conference.
* Wear a hoodie during the conference.
* No kissing during the conference.
* No internal fluid exchange during the conference.

* There will be regular checks if the rules are applied.

## Schedule (0/1)

2020-05-02 (CEST)
  10:00 – Welcome Day 1, by 20h
  10:10 – Keynote, by 20h
  10:15 – State of Bitreich, by 20h
  10:30 – Sentience is close – Annna, by 20h
  11:00 – Cooking OpenBSD -stable packages, by solene
  11:45 – Energy efficient programming in science, by adc
  12:15 – Lunch Break
  13:00 – Corona, Open Source and a better future, by 20h
  13:45 – The state of Maemo Leste, by parazyd
  14:30 – Discussion: Continuous Integration in a bitreich way, by parazyd
  15:15 – End of Day 1, by 20h

  20:00 – 1<<11 meme party with DJ Slav

## Schedule (1/1)

2020-05-03 (CEST)
  10:00 – Welcome Day 2, by 20h
  10:15 – State of Gopher, by 20h
  10:45 – Mass psychology and Open Source – Jitsi, by 20h
  11:30 – Indygit, or why the web does not need web apps, by KatolaZ
  12:15 – Code Beauty – How I read and judge code, by 20h
  12:45 – Stopper of OSS in medical software in Germany, by 20h
  13:00 – Closing, by 20h

## Presentations

* All presentations will be put on the bitreich gopherhole.
	* Audio recordings and md, txt or pdf files.
* There will be someone listening on IRC for questions and post answers.
* This is a small room, so please refrain from talking.
	* Make jokes in public so we can all laugh.
* When you want to leave the room, please try to plan ahead. You will be
  heard on stream.
* During remote talks, do not block the full bandwidth. I do not want to do
  expensive traffic shaping.

## Let's start the show.

Have fun!

17:08:38       __20h__ | annna, please dance with me.
17:08:38         annna | Thank you! Let us dance! :-D