## Intro Annna development. What has changed. Much! by Christoph Lohmann <20h@r-36.net> ## Annna Another life year of annna! //|\ c "\ /\ / /\ \ /____\ ll Name: Annna Robert-Houdin Age: 30 Gender: Neutral Interests: Gunther, Dancing, Finding Titles of URIs, Memes, Wolfram, Making the Web Easier Accessible Favourite Flower: Beer Flower Color: Yellow ## Annna - Changes * Internals have been rewritten to be more modular. * Thanks josuah! * More modularity. * Easier migration of the IRC server possible. * More modules and features added. ## Annna - Future Plans * Fix the services broken bug. * Fix restart problem of ii. * Connect ::icons:metadata=something:: with OpenAI and have it output auto-generated icons adapted to the mood and scenery. * Add more helpful services from bitreich.org. ## Annna - Memes 13:57:41 @__20h__ | annna, how many memes do you know? 13:57:41 annna | I know 8531 memes: | gopher://adamsgaard.dk/0/pub/memecount 8531 memes up from 2253 of last year's talk. See the Bitreich TV talk for the next evolving stage. ## Annna - Memes annna meme count (total on 2021-06-17: 8526) 9000 +-------------------------------------------------------------------+ | + + + + + + + MM | 8000 |-+ MMMM +-| | MMM | 7000 |-+ MMM +-| | MMM | 6000 |-+ MMM +-| | MMMM | 5000 |-+ MMM +-| | MMM | 4000 |-+ MMM +-| | MMM | 3000 |-+ MMMM +-| | MMM | 2000 |-+ MM +-| | MMM | 1000 |-+ MMM +-| | + MMMMMM*M*MMMMM + + + + | 0 +-------------------------------------------------------------------+ 2018-12 2019-04 2019-08 2019-12 2020-04 2020-08 2020-12 2021-04 2021-08 ## Annna - Memes annna meme growth (new memes per day) 1000 +-------------------------------------------------------------------+ |+ + + + + + + + +| |+ +| |+ M M +| 100 |-+ * M *M M M MMM M MM +-| |+ * M MMMMMMM MMMMM M MMM MMMMMMMMM M +| |+ *M* M*MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM +| 10 |-+ M MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM*MMMMMMMMM+-| |+M M * MMM MMMMM* MM MMMM*M*MMMMM*MMMMMMMMMMMMMM +| |+MMMMMMMM M *MMMMM* M MMMM * MMM M MM MM M MMMM +| |+MM*M*MMM MM*MMMMMMMM* M MM M * * M +| 1 |-MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM*M M M M M +-| |+M MM*MMMMMM*M*M*MM M* +| |+ M M* M M* M M M M +| 0.1 |-+ M * M +-| |+ M +| |+ +| |+ + + + + + + + +| 0.01 +-------------------------------------------------------------------+ 2018-12 2019-04 2019-08 2019-12 2020-04 2020-08 2020-12 2021-04 2021-08 ## Annna - Memes +------ top 10 (uses per week) ------+ | 1. #controversy 1.803 | | 2. #trumpular 1.629 | | 3. #mindblown 1.222 | | 4. #myes 1.183 | | 5. #magic 1.183 | | 6. #job 0.970 | | 7. #aiaiaiai 0.659 | | 8. #doit 0.620 | | 9. #fakenews 0.582 | | 10. #nuts 0.562 | +------------------------------------+ ## Annna - Memes +----- statistics (2021-06-11) ------+ | number of images: 4057 | | number of movies: 2093 | | average movie length: 94.1 s | | total image viewing time: 5.6 h | | (assuming 5 s per image) | | total movie length: 54.7 h | +------------------------------------+ ## Annna - Features Live presentation Let us see, if we can go through *all* features of annna. ## Annna - Features Post a youtube link. Post a twitter link. Post something with gunther in the title. Post some en.wikipedia.org link. Post some reddit link. Post github blob link. Post npr.org link. Post lichess link. ## Annna - Features annna, how can I phlog on bitreich.org? annna, what is something? annna, what's my horoscope? annna, what's my future? annna, what's up? annna, cowsay something annna, despacito plz. annna, please give me a Chuck Norris fact. annna, please show me ip art. ## Annna - Features annna, I feel stupid. annna, I feel down. annna, will you be my girlfriend? annna, who fights crime? annna, please ive me a commit message. annna, birp. annna, please oneline me. annna, man ed annna, please say something annna, wolfram is something ## Annna - Features annna, pray something annna, sacrifice something annna, textsynth is something annna, how discriminating is something annna, are Evil_Bob and parazyd in love? Ok, annna annna, please shoot annna, please flip something annna, please give me a good band name. annna, I am horny. ## Annna - Features annna, please turn on quinq annna, please turn me on. annna, I'm game bored. annna, I'm gopher bored. annna, wb. annna, welcome back. annna, what's down? ## Annna - Features /me cancels something annna, please show me the mob stats. annna, I feel sick. oh hai o/ waves annna, please tech hype me. annna, please coffee read something ## Annna - Features annna, what should I cook? annna, how many memes do you know? annna, how many people died of corona? annna, please show me your memes. annna, please show me the victims. annna, please distro-hop with me. annna, please show me your Macron. ## Annna - Features annna, release the Kraken! annna, release the Quacken! annna, be cool. annna, please cheer. annna, be cute. annna, please roll a dice for me. annna, please tell me your favourite flower. annna, please tell me your favourite color. ## Annna - Features annna, please clap for me. For humanity! annna, please dance. \o/ annna, please dance with me. annna, please tell me who is your favourite pleasure man. annna, sudo make me a sandwich. annna, sudo please make me a sandwich. annna, bonjour ! annna, please give me a penis extension. ## Annna - Features annna, please widen #good annna, please thin #good annna, please speedup #good annna, please slowdown #good annna, please reverse #good annna, please loop #good annna, please bounce #good ## Annna - Features annna, please sexify #good annna, please doomify #good annna, please scrollify #good annna, please sendtohell #good annna, please amsterdamify #good ## Annna - Features annna, please meme meme meme me. annna, what's the wheelchair shooter meme again? #meme annna, can you show me the uptime please? annna, please show me the load. annna, please give me the count of online users. annna, please update the phlog index. ## Annna - Help With Development You get the source of annna here: git://bitreich.org/annna All patches are welcome. ## Questions? Are there questions? ## Thanks Thank you for listening. All comments please go to: Christoph Lohmann <20h@r-36.net>