## How to complicate things in project management Solène Rapenne BitreichCON 2021 ## About me #pause + Old school Sysadmin since 2011 #pause + Member of OpenBSD project since 2018 #pause + Contributing to many open source projects #pause + Presenting on Bitreich since 2018 #pause + I solve problems. (like Winston Wolfe) ## Introduction #pause + Different types of complications #pause + by Process #pause + by Software #pause + by Nonsense ## Process #pause + Schedule lot of meetings #pause + Work forwarding #pause + Make things tedious #pause + Enable entropy ## Software - the dependency #pause + The more bloated, the better #pause + Archeologist required #pause + Bleeding edge #pause + Jump from hype to hype ## Software - the cloud #pause + Pick a slow cloud #pause + Rely on the unreliable one #pause + Give up on your data #pause + Use hooks and connectors ## How to fight back? #pause + Learn to say NO #pause + Spot risks and warn early #pause + Leave ## Conclusion #pause + I bet you went through one #pause + Daily fight against non-sense #pause + Never give up