## Bitreichcon 2023 Keynote

Why DIFFERENT matters.

by Mr. Gopher

## Mr. Gopher

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Mr. Gopher

## Gopher2Human Transcript

Welcome to this years Bitreichcon 2023!
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All over Gopher!
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How did you find here?
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I hope there was no traffic jam ...
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.... like on the web.
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*giggle*

## Gopher2Human Transcript

My name is Mr. Gopher.
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I want to stay anonymous.
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For various reasons related to ...
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... my enemies.
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They do not like me.
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Really.

## Gopher2Human Transcript

One detail I can tell you:
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I know Prof. Skildgaard very well.
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We research slow science.
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He is a good friend.
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He has a whole gopher group at his ...
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... research facilities.

## Gopher2Human Transcript

He told me how nicely he was ...
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... received last year.
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So I decided to hold the keynote.
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Thank you all for inviting me!
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Let me start with my talk.

## Gopher2Human Transcript

Last year Prof. Skildgaard talked ...
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... about being slow and a turtle is ...
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... key to survival.
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This year we talk about how ...
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... being different is the second ...
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... key to our success.

## Gopher2Human Transcript

We are different.
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This makes us unique.
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This gives us advantages.
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We can keep our systems running ...
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... when the boring ununique ...
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... come to a halt.

## Gopher2Human Transcript

This year you will see talks ...
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... which show you how a simple ...
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... paradigm of a pipe ...
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... keeps different and unique things ...
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... together to create marvelous ...
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... and beautiful outcomes.

## Gopher2Human Transcript

Mature technology combined together ...
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... like gopher for over 30 years ...
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... or atom feeds for over 20 years, ...
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... the unix paradigm, ...
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... or simply the IRC protocol ...
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... allow us to be a community!
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All over the world!
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So many years!

## Gopher2Human Transcript

Things are just running ...
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... besides being different everywhere.
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Many hypes has been overcome.
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Hypes will make things ununique ...
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... equal and boring.
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We are not equal and boring.
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We are different!

## Gopher2Human Transcript

I want to invite everyone to join ...
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... into the hackathons this year at ...
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... brcon2023.
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Your mind will be extended.
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I already checked out the hackathon ...
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... repositories.
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Talking does not bring us forward.
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Constant ideas and patches bring us ...
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... forward!

## Gopher2Human Transcript

Now I have to go back into my ...
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... gopherhole. My wife is calling.
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You can hear her screaming in the ...
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... background.
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We have nuts for dinner.
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Delicious.
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I married her because of her ...
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cooking. And ...
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... for other things.

## Gopher2Human Transcript

But I will be attending brcon2023 ...
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... too. Via ssh and audio.
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Here in the ground Internet is ...
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... very bad. Noone thinks of the ...
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... gophers.
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But you do!

## Gopher2Human Transcript

Have a perfect conference!
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See you!