# 2018-06-10 12:26:05.117682 UTC (+0000)

10 Tips On Making Elasticsearch Faster

1.  Don't use Elasticsearch.
2.  Don't use Elasticsearch.
3.  Don't use Elasticsearch.
4.  Don't use Elasticsearch.
5.  Don't use Elasticsearch.
6.  Don't use Elasticsearch.
7.  Don't use Elasticsearch.
8.  Don't use Elasticsearch.
9.  Don't use Elasticsearch
10. Don't use Elasticsearch.

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