Greetings, customer!
       
       We tried to determine the features of your gopher client. This is impossible
       in the standard gopher protocol. We ask you for some help to improve your
       experience on this gopherhole.
       
       Whenever your IP changes, please send your IP and the gopher client you are
       using to the following e-mail address:
       
              user-agent@bitreich.org
       
       We will make sure to adapt the gopherhole in a 30 minute time-frame.
       
 (DIR) Now please follow to our landing page.