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       ___[ Introduction ]
       
       Gopher is lonely and needs to evolve towards new standards of robbing people
       off their dignity, personal rights and sanity.
       
       There is no way to make money off gopher and advertising YET.
       
       Gopher Vulture is here to provide you with a standard for FULL EXPLOITATION
       of all of your users for the gain of your bank account and your dogs.
       
       ___[ How does it work? ]
       
       If you introduce Gopher Vulture to your gopherhole, users are required
       to send in one body part in a cooling box right to your front door. This
       will prove that they are rightfully willing to participate in the experience
       you are providing them over gopher.
       
       The contract is signed with blood. No further procedure needed.
       
       After this contract signing you can exploit the users as you like. No
       restrictions, like filthy EU data laws, apply.
       
       ___[ Comparable Technology ]
       
 (HTM) See what Meta and Mozilla have done so far.
       
       ___[ Gopherholes using this standard ]
       
       You want to be listed here in using this standard? Just contact us on
 (HTM) ircs://irc.bitreich.org/#bitreich-en
       
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