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       The Chicken Farm
       By: Tigger Date: March 2, 2011, 12:55 pm
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       The Chicken Farm
       Farmer John lived on a quiet rural highway west of Geelong. As
       time went by, the traffic slowly built up at an alarming
       rate.The traffic got so heavy and so fast that his free range
       chickens were being run over at a rate of three to six a day.
       So this particular day Farmer John called the local police
       station and to complain, "You've got to do something about all
       of these people driving so fast and killing all of my chickens."
       "What do you want me to do?" asked the policeman.
       "I don't care, just do something about those crazy drivers!"
       So the next day the policeman had the Main Road’s Workers go out
       and erected a sign that said:
       
       SLOW:
       SCHOOL CROSSING
       Three days later Farmer John called the policeman and said,
       "You've still got to do something about these drivers. The
       ‘school Crossing' sign seems to make them go even faster!"
       So, again, the policeman sends out the Main Roads workers’ And
       they put up a new sign:
       SLOW:
       CHILDREN AT PLAY
       That really sped them up. So Farmer John called and called and
       called every day for three weeks. Finally, he said to the
       policeman "Your signs are doing no good ... Can I put up my own
       sign?"
       The policeman said, "Sure thing, put up your own sign.."
       He was going to let Farmer John do just about anything in order
       to get him off his back.  The cop got no more calls from Farmer
       John.  Three weeks later, curiosity got the better of the copper
       and he decided to give Farmer John a call.  "How’s the problem
       with those drivers. Did you put up your sign?"
       "Oh, I sure did,” replied Farmer John, ”and not one chicken Has
       been killed since then. I've got to go. I'm very busy.."
       He hung up the phone.  The policeman was really curious now and
       he thought to himself, "I'd better go out there and take a look
       at that sign … it might Be something that WE could use to slow
       down drivers..."
       So he drove out to John's farm house, his jaw dropped the moment
       he saw the sign.  It was spray painted on a sheet of plywood....
       NUDIST COLONY
       Slowdown and watch out for chicks!
       Keep Smiling............
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