(DIR) Return Create A Forum - Home --------------------------------------------------------- Soul of Adoption (HTM) https://soulofadoption.createaforum.com --------------------------------------------------------- ***************************************************** (DIR) Return to: Fun, Games and Silliness ***************************************************** #Post#: 7-------------------------------------------------- One-Liners By: Admin Date: February 27, 2011, 4:42 pm --------------------------------------------------------- One-Liners -- When I was born, I was so surprised I couldn't talk for a year and a half. -- I don't approve of political jokes...I've seen too many of them get elected. -- The most precious thing we have is life. Yet it has absolutely no trade-in value. -- I have learned there is little difference in husbands; you might as well keep the first. -- If life deals you lemons, make lemonade; if it deals you tomatoes, make vegetable stew. *****************************************************