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       Golfing Challenge
       By: Tigger Date: February 27, 2011, 4:45 pm
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       Golfing Challenge
       A golf pro dragged himself into the clubhouse looking as though
       he'd just escaped a tornado.
       "What's wrong?" a woman asked.
       "I just lost a game to Houlihan," the pro said.
       "What? But Houlihan's the worst player I've ever seen. How could
       he have beaten you?"
       "He tricked me," the pro said. "On the first tee, he asked for a
       handicap. I told him he could have 30, 40, 50 strokes- any
       handicap he wanted.
       He said, 'Just give me two gotchas."
       "What's a gotcha?" asked the woman. "That's what I wanted to
       know," the pro said. "Houlihan said, 'You'll see.' Then, as I
       was teeing off, just as I had my club poised, he screamed out
       'Gotcha!'"
       "I can guess what happened," the woman said.
       "Sure," the pro said. "The scream threw me off, and I missed the
       ball completely."
       "Understandable," the woman said. "But still, that's only one
       swing. How did he win the game?"
       The pro answered, "You try swinging at a golf ball all day while
       waiting for that second 'gotcha!'"
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