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       #Post#: 7240--------------------------------------------------
       Competition #39
       By: Aeroblyctos Date: February 18, 2012, 6:22 am
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       [center]Competition Idea
       In this competition you're challenged to create a joke that is
       related to the world of Oelivert. The joke is told in a
       cinematic when Phodom and Damanthe talks to each other. You can
       choose who gives the joke but it must relate to their past. The
       joke must not relate to Fradz in any way.
       Hints
       [list][*]Try to make it funny.
       [*]Only Phodom and Damanthe is in this cinematic.
       [*]You're basically making a dialogue text here.
       [*]If you don't have any ideas here's one theme: they talk about
       a mission they did in the past and there was something very
       funny which they laugh.
       [/list]
       Here's an example:
       [spoiler]Damanthe(and Fradz)
       D: Okay, listen here, ruffian, because I'm only gonna say this
       once.
       F: What'd you say?
       D: I said I'm only gonna say... Damn it.
       F: Got you!
       D: Look, we gotta protect Phodom from each side so he won't die,
       okay? I take the right, and you take the left and make sure no
       one gets past us.
       F: Okay, so we gotta protect Galeoth from the back and the
       front.
       D: What?! No, how did you even come up with that? I said we
       gotta protect Phodom.
       F: Ah, sorry, I wasn't listening again. Did you say something?
       D: Ahh! This is hopeless! You're doing this on purpose.
       F: No, not at all.[/spoiler]
       [size=22pt]Competition Rules
       [list][*]The idea have to be yours.
       [*]You can make unlimited amount of entries.
       [*]I will have all the rights to edit the rules all the time(I
       will do it correctly and I will be fair for everyone).[/list]
       Competition Prizes
       The winner of this competition will have his or her name to Hall
       Of Fame and will be credited as "Competition Winners" and "Idea
       Giver". If you have one more than once you'll be credited
       automatically as "Great Idea Giver". Also any other ideas that
       I'll use will be credited as "Idea Giver".
       Judging
       I'm the only one who will judge the winner of the competition. I
       will judge all entries. The amount of entries you post will not
       decrease your chance to win in any way. However, if there are a
       lot of entries or horrible entries, I'll have the right to kick
       some of them away in order to make the final judge easier for
       me.
       This is the order how I judge:
       [list][size=12pt][*]Is your joke funny?
       [*]Can I add it?
       [*]The presentation?
       [/list]
       Deadline
       The competition begins immediately and conclude at earliest
       25.2.2012 or when I judge the competition.
       Final Words
       Good luck, may the best idea win. If you have questions,
       ask.[/center]
       #Post#: 7299--------------------------------------------------
       Re: Competition #39
       By: Blackdoom59 Date: February 22, 2012, 10:48 am
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       Never tought you'll run out of jokes Aero.Still I have no entry
       for this competition :D
       #Post#: 7359--------------------------------------------------
       Re: Competition #39
       By: Aeroblyctos Date: February 24, 2012, 6:56 am
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       Hey well maybe this will help.
       It is an example:
       P = Phodom
       D = Damanthe
       D: Cheer up, man. I could tell you a joke.
       P: Well, yeah. The atmosphere here is so tense anyway.
       D: No, Phodom. You're tense.
       P: So it's just me?
       D: Yep. Remember the mission when I was under your command?
       P: When you were a first ranker?
       D: And the mission you were promoted to the fourth ranker.
       ...
       #Post#: 7360--------------------------------------------------
       Re: Competition #39
       By: DD Canada Date: February 24, 2012, 10:16 am
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       Greetings,
       Eh? It's not like we wouldn't understand what to do, but it's
       just the competition idea itself that condescends and so
       refrains people from posting entries.
       Or well, my prediction of the outcome is that Black in fact does
       post an entry (maybe more than just one), and he'll win with
       some incorrect grammar -diseased joke(s).
       #Post#: 7361--------------------------------------------------
       Re: Competition #39
       By: Blackdoom59 Date: February 24, 2012, 3:22 pm
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       [quote author=After Storm link=topic=1070.msg7360#msg7360
       date=1330100191]
       Greetings,
       Eh? It's not like we wouldn't understand what to do, but it's
       just the competition idea itself that condescends and so
       refrains people from posting entries.
       Or well, my prediction of the outcome is that Black in fact does
       post an entry (maybe more than just one), and he'll win with
       some incorrect grammar -diseased joke(s).
       [/quote]
       Shut it hybird dragon , I said I won't post on this one:P
       #Post#: 7369--------------------------------------------------
       Re: Competition #39
       By: Mr.Foxy Date: February 25, 2012, 12:08 am
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       D: Well, what you waiting for Phodom?
       P: Okay, well, so, where we go now?
       D: Well, we go to island your brain snort!
       P: Ahhh.. You kick my ass. Okay, let's go, NOW!
       D: O mah, baby had to talk. Ok, let's see what you did :P
       P: Be seriously Damn!
       D: What your said "Damn"?
       P: Well, that is your name.
       D: Oh, come on. Don't call me like that!
       P: Okay, okay. Mr.Foxy
       D: Well....
       D: Well.... Woow, look, a Dragon!
       D: Well.... Woow, look, a Dragon! Did you see that?
       P: Where is it?
       P: Where is it? Oh, that is it! My God! I never seem dragon like
       that. Four footies!
       D: Yeah, Becareful my..
       D: Yeah, Becareful my.. liege!
       P: Shht..!!
       P: Shht..!! Be more careful, we must be hide from the dragon!
       D: Why?
       P: Because they are so dangerous!
       D: Oh God! What about your REVENGE?!
       P: Very well, i just kill who killed and who command that
       killer, so, T.T!!!!
       P: You.. you.. Argh.. you reminder my about thissss..!!!!
       P: You should doesn't talk like that!
       P: My mind is crashing!!!!
       And there, Phodom is reminder his family. T_T
       D: Call down dom, shht.., don't be noisy!
       P: Ahuh.. Ahuh.. Ok, huuh...., i so stress about this. DAMNIT!
       D: Well, nevermind that! Remember we mission is to ????
       P: Ok.
       P: Very well.
       D: Yeah yeah.. (Wispering) DAMNIT!
       #Post#: 7372--------------------------------------------------
       Re: Competition #39
       By: DD Canada Date: February 25, 2012, 12:58 am
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       Greetings,
       Foxy, I don't see your "joke", I'm just seeing a normal
       dialogue.
       And if there even was a joke, it'd be ruined by that amount of
       typos and grammar incorrections.
       #Post#: 7377--------------------------------------------------
       Re: Competition #39
       By: chimto Date: February 25, 2012, 1:43 am
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       Damanthe: STOP!!!! You cannot pass here, into the Elite Boss
       arena, for an Ice Monster is currently missing!
       Phodom: Well, how are those two things related in any way?
       Damanthe: Unless you can kill the Ice Monster, you will be
       unable to pass into the arena!!! That is all that you need to
       know! Any kind of logical backstory for this challenging barrier
       is unnecessary! All that matters is that this will mean that you
       cannot beat the Elite Boss before most of the plot!! Whatever
       that means!
       #Post#: 7388--------------------------------------------------
       Re: Competition #39
       By: doomlord Date: February 25, 2012, 4:47 am
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       I got 2 jokes. Maybe they aren't funny so, yeh, don't flame
       me.[list]
       [li]JOKE #1
       [spoiler]D: Cheer up, man. I could tell you a joke.
       P: Well, yeah. The atmosphere here is so tense anyway.
       D: No, Phodom. You're tense.
       P: So it's just me?
       D: Yep. Remember the mission when I was under your command?
       P: When you were a first ranker?
       D: And the mission you were promoted to the fourth ranker.
       P: So what's so funny about it ?
       D: You seem to have forgotten it. I can't believe you have
       forgotten such a hilarious event like that. Remember who we had
       to fight in that battle ?
       P: No.
       D: It was the vampires. Those blood-suckers really scared me
       because of their abilities. But they were still no match for us
       Dragon Slayers. Then the vampires' leader came to the
       battlefield.
       P: So what happened next ?
       D: I remember him wearing a black cloak at that moment. The
       darkness radiating from him scared our warriors but then he
       unveiled himself.
       P: I guess he must be a big scary vampire right ?
       D: Many of our brethrens are stunned briefly because ... he
       SPARKLED in the sun. His skin is so bright that it blinds our
       eyes. I still remember his pale white skin and his ice-cold look
       in his eyes.
       P: Oh yes I remember that battle. Then one of us charged forward
       and try to deliver a groin attack but to no avail.
       D: I wonder how he could sustain such a horrible attack.
       P: Maybe we will never know.
       [/spoiler][/li]
       [li]JOKE #2
       [spoiler]D: Cheer up, man. I could tell you a joke.
       P: Well, yeah. The atmosphere here is so tense anyway.
       D: No, Phodom. You're tense.
       P: So it's just me?
       D: Yep. Remember the mission when I was under your command?
       P: When you were a first ranker?
       D: And the mission you were promoted to the fourth ranker.
       D: On our way to the mission we encountered a giant frog and
       then a guy suggested us ....
       <cut to flashback>
       The Guy: We must use the Holy Hand Grenade
       DS Team's Leader: How does it... um... how does it work?
       The Guy: I know not. I read about it in the Holy Tomes.
       DS Team's Leader: Consult the Holy Tome IV: Tome of Armaments.
       The Wizard: Armaments, chapter two, verses nine through
       twenty-one.
       Apprentice Wizard: [reading] And the holy warrior raised the
       hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Xyrzious, bless this thy
       hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny
       bits, in thy mercy."
       The Wizard: Focus on the important part, my student...
       Apprentice Wizard: And Xyrzious spake, saying, "First shalt thou
       take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more,
       no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the
       number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not
       count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed
       to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the
       third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand
       Grenade of Oelivert towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my
       sight, shall snuff it.
       DS Team's Leader: Right. One... two... five.
       P: Three, sir.
       DS Team's Leader: Three
       D: Fire in the hole !!!.
       P: And BOOM there goes the giant frog.
       <cut back to present>
       D: Poor frog.
       [/spoiler][/li][/list]
       #Post#: 7393--------------------------------------------------
       Re: Competition #39
       By: Mr.Foxy Date: February 25, 2012, 5:56 am
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