(DIR) Return Create A Forum - Home --------------------------------------------------------- The Chosen Ones (HTM) https://tcocampaign.createaforum.com --------------------------------------------------------- ***************************************************** (DIR) Return to: Finished Competitions ***************************************************** #Post#: 7240-------------------------------------------------- Competition #39 By: Aeroblyctos Date: February 18, 2012, 6:22 am --------------------------------------------------------- [center]Competition Idea In this competition you're challenged to create a joke that is related to the world of Oelivert. The joke is told in a cinematic when Phodom and Damanthe talks to each other. You can choose who gives the joke but it must relate to their past. The joke must not relate to Fradz in any way. Hints [list][*]Try to make it funny. [*]Only Phodom and Damanthe is in this cinematic. [*]You're basically making a dialogue text here. [*]If you don't have any ideas here's one theme: they talk about a mission they did in the past and there was something very funny which they laugh. [/list] Here's an example: [spoiler]Damanthe(and Fradz) D: Okay, listen here, ruffian, because I'm only gonna say this once. F: What'd you say? D: I said I'm only gonna say... Damn it. F: Got you! D: Look, we gotta protect Phodom from each side so he won't die, okay? I take the right, and you take the left and make sure no one gets past us. F: Okay, so we gotta protect Galeoth from the back and the front. D: What?! No, how did you even come up with that? I said we gotta protect Phodom. F: Ah, sorry, I wasn't listening again. Did you say something? D: Ahh! This is hopeless! You're doing this on purpose. F: No, not at all.[/spoiler] [size=22pt]Competition Rules [list][*]The idea have to be yours. [*]You can make unlimited amount of entries. [*]I will have all the rights to edit the rules all the time(I will do it correctly and I will be fair for everyone).[/list] Competition Prizes The winner of this competition will have his or her name to Hall Of Fame and will be credited as "Competition Winners" and "Idea Giver". If you have one more than once you'll be credited automatically as "Great Idea Giver". Also any other ideas that I'll use will be credited as "Idea Giver". Judging I'm the only one who will judge the winner of the competition. I will judge all entries. The amount of entries you post will not decrease your chance to win in any way. However, if there are a lot of entries or horrible entries, I'll have the right to kick some of them away in order to make the final judge easier for me. This is the order how I judge: [list][size=12pt][*]Is your joke funny? [*]Can I add it? [*]The presentation? [/list] Deadline The competition begins immediately and conclude at earliest 25.2.2012 or when I judge the competition. Final Words Good luck, may the best idea win. If you have questions, ask.[/center] #Post#: 7299-------------------------------------------------- Re: Competition #39 By: Blackdoom59 Date: February 22, 2012, 10:48 am --------------------------------------------------------- Never tought you'll run out of jokes Aero.Still I have no entry for this competition :D #Post#: 7359-------------------------------------------------- Re: Competition #39 By: Aeroblyctos Date: February 24, 2012, 6:56 am --------------------------------------------------------- Hey well maybe this will help. It is an example: P = Phodom D = Damanthe D: Cheer up, man. I could tell you a joke. P: Well, yeah. The atmosphere here is so tense anyway. D: No, Phodom. You're tense. P: So it's just me? D: Yep. Remember the mission when I was under your command? P: When you were a first ranker? D: And the mission you were promoted to the fourth ranker. ... #Post#: 7360-------------------------------------------------- Re: Competition #39 By: DD Canada Date: February 24, 2012, 10:16 am --------------------------------------------------------- Greetings, Eh? It's not like we wouldn't understand what to do, but it's just the competition idea itself that condescends and so refrains people from posting entries. Or well, my prediction of the outcome is that Black in fact does post an entry (maybe more than just one), and he'll win with some incorrect grammar -diseased joke(s). #Post#: 7361-------------------------------------------------- Re: Competition #39 By: Blackdoom59 Date: February 24, 2012, 3:22 pm --------------------------------------------------------- [quote author=After Storm link=topic=1070.msg7360#msg7360 date=1330100191] Greetings, Eh? It's not like we wouldn't understand what to do, but it's just the competition idea itself that condescends and so refrains people from posting entries. Or well, my prediction of the outcome is that Black in fact does post an entry (maybe more than just one), and he'll win with some incorrect grammar -diseased joke(s). [/quote] Shut it hybird dragon , I said I won't post on this one:P #Post#: 7369-------------------------------------------------- Re: Competition #39 By: Mr.Foxy Date: February 25, 2012, 12:08 am --------------------------------------------------------- D: Well, what you waiting for Phodom? P: Okay, well, so, where we go now? D: Well, we go to island your brain snort! P: Ahhh.. You kick my ass. Okay, let's go, NOW! D: O mah, baby had to talk. Ok, let's see what you did :P P: Be seriously Damn! D: What your said "Damn"? P: Well, that is your name. D: Oh, come on. Don't call me like that! P: Okay, okay. Mr.Foxy D: Well.... D: Well.... Woow, look, a Dragon! D: Well.... Woow, look, a Dragon! Did you see that? P: Where is it? P: Where is it? Oh, that is it! My God! I never seem dragon like that. Four footies! D: Yeah, Becareful my.. D: Yeah, Becareful my.. liege! P: Shht..!! P: Shht..!! Be more careful, we must be hide from the dragon! D: Why? P: Because they are so dangerous! D: Oh God! What about your REVENGE?! P: Very well, i just kill who killed and who command that killer, so, T.T!!!! P: You.. you.. Argh.. you reminder my about thissss..!!!! P: You should doesn't talk like that! P: My mind is crashing!!!! And there, Phodom is reminder his family. T_T D: Call down dom, shht.., don't be noisy! P: Ahuh.. Ahuh.. Ok, huuh...., i so stress about this. DAMNIT! D: Well, nevermind that! Remember we mission is to ???? P: Ok. P: Very well. D: Yeah yeah.. (Wispering) DAMNIT! #Post#: 7372-------------------------------------------------- Re: Competition #39 By: DD Canada Date: February 25, 2012, 12:58 am --------------------------------------------------------- Greetings, Foxy, I don't see your "joke", I'm just seeing a normal dialogue. And if there even was a joke, it'd be ruined by that amount of typos and grammar incorrections. #Post#: 7377-------------------------------------------------- Re: Competition #39 By: chimto Date: February 25, 2012, 1:43 am --------------------------------------------------------- Damanthe: STOP!!!! You cannot pass here, into the Elite Boss arena, for an Ice Monster is currently missing! Phodom: Well, how are those two things related in any way? Damanthe: Unless you can kill the Ice Monster, you will be unable to pass into the arena!!! That is all that you need to know! Any kind of logical backstory for this challenging barrier is unnecessary! All that matters is that this will mean that you cannot beat the Elite Boss before most of the plot!! Whatever that means! #Post#: 7388-------------------------------------------------- Re: Competition #39 By: doomlord Date: February 25, 2012, 4:47 am --------------------------------------------------------- I got 2 jokes. Maybe they aren't funny so, yeh, don't flame me.[list] [li]JOKE #1 [spoiler]D: Cheer up, man. I could tell you a joke. P: Well, yeah. The atmosphere here is so tense anyway. D: No, Phodom. You're tense. P: So it's just me? D: Yep. Remember the mission when I was under your command? P: When you were a first ranker? D: And the mission you were promoted to the fourth ranker. P: So what's so funny about it ? D: You seem to have forgotten it. I can't believe you have forgotten such a hilarious event like that. Remember who we had to fight in that battle ? P: No. D: It was the vampires. Those blood-suckers really scared me because of their abilities. But they were still no match for us Dragon Slayers. Then the vampires' leader came to the battlefield. P: So what happened next ? D: I remember him wearing a black cloak at that moment. The darkness radiating from him scared our warriors but then he unveiled himself. P: I guess he must be a big scary vampire right ? D: Many of our brethrens are stunned briefly because ... he SPARKLED in the sun. His skin is so bright that it blinds our eyes. I still remember his pale white skin and his ice-cold look in his eyes. P: Oh yes I remember that battle. Then one of us charged forward and try to deliver a groin attack but to no avail. D: I wonder how he could sustain such a horrible attack. P: Maybe we will never know. [/spoiler][/li] [li]JOKE #2 [spoiler]D: Cheer up, man. I could tell you a joke. P: Well, yeah. The atmosphere here is so tense anyway. D: No, Phodom. You're tense. P: So it's just me? D: Yep. Remember the mission when I was under your command? P: When you were a first ranker? D: And the mission you were promoted to the fourth ranker. D: On our way to the mission we encountered a giant frog and then a guy suggested us .... <cut to flashback> The Guy: We must use the Holy Hand Grenade DS Team's Leader: How does it... um... how does it work? The Guy: I know not. I read about it in the Holy Tomes. DS Team's Leader: Consult the Holy Tome IV: Tome of Armaments. The Wizard: Armaments, chapter two, verses nine through twenty-one. Apprentice Wizard: [reading] And the holy warrior raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Xyrzious, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." The Wizard: Focus on the important part, my student... Apprentice Wizard: And Xyrzious spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Oelivert towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it. DS Team's Leader: Right. One... two... five. P: Three, sir. DS Team's Leader: Three D: Fire in the hole !!!. P: And BOOM there goes the giant frog. <cut back to present> D: Poor frog. [/spoiler][/li][/list] #Post#: 7393-------------------------------------------------- Re: Competition #39 By: Mr.Foxy Date: February 25, 2012, 5:56 am --------------------------------------------------------- .__. ***************************************************** (DIR) Next Page