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Old Vlog Recaps
By: snagglesnoogle Date: January 16, 2019, 10:23 am
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Re: Old Vlog Recaps
By: snagglesnoogle Date: January 16, 2019, 10:28 am
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It’s a Sunday Vlog Ya’ll – [vlog from 01/14/19]
ERWIN, NICKY, PRINCESS SKYLA and the middle child are planning
to go to brunch with Amanda, “Nick’s twin” and their kiddos for
lunch. Skyla is still forward facing (because the TV in the car
is more important than her safety, duh! Even though she also has
an IPAD and an Amazon Kiddy Pad … how many electronics does one
little girl need?) ERWIN tells everyone they’re going to brunch
early because they’re meeting with their financial planner
later, she has no clue what a financial planner is for if there
even going to be looking at her finances, or anything about
anything but Nick assures here they’re looking at both their
finances (makes sense since she told us they have a Joint
account in her marriage Q&A /rolls eyes/) Nick says with a snark
“it’s the only way we can keep money in the account.” They’re
having lunch at the “W” and Erwig makes sure to let you know how
AWESOME the bar is “if you’re not pregnant.” She had to be sure
to tell us she was pregnant somewtime in the first few minutes
of the vlog, in case we forgot the since she hasn’t posted a pee
stick in a while. ERWIN talks to Amanda and her husband about
switching to Final Cut Pro and Nicky’s twin asks how Amanda can
learn to vlog/edit … ERWIN smugly says “she can learn from me!”
… yep, you’re the only one who knows how to edit, and you’re so
good at it too. I guess if Amanda Waters (Oh jesus they have the
same initials, AW) wants sped up scenes and montages she has
picked the right teacher!! They chatter on and EWEIN makes sure
her face is framed as she speaks oh so casually at brunch. She
also makes sure to let us know that her coffee has caffeine in,
guess her tender tummy can handle coffee now.
As they’re driving home Skyla is holding a “violet drnk” – lord
knows that bratty kid needs more caffeine and sugar and ERWIN
joking says “oh, is that cake-pop for me” to which Skyla yells
“no it’s for me!” Speaking of cavities, how many do we think
Skyla has? She will probably need some “flippers” soon. Upon
arriving home, the girls play outside while Nick meets with
Brian, his friend … err, I mean the financial planner? Something
tells me it’s really Nick’s friend but she wanted to sound WAY
more important and superior then she is, tis the Aaryn way.
ERWIG could only sit through half of the meeting until her
little brain couldn’t take it anymore (wait, I mean the girls
woke up!) “Nick is going to hold down the fort and teach me
everything that I miss!” AW turns on the radio and its playing
country in perhaps an act of fruition the lyrics playing say
“they soon ran out of money …” Is this the paranormal
coincidence her title speaks about? The prediction of their new
money coming to an end? Is Brian “the financial planner” going
to teach Nicky to grow some balls and tell EWEIN “no?” Doubtful
… also, she said this was a Sunday vlog, how’s attending church
going Erin? And the first montage commences of the girls playing
… Cryla is in a heart jumper, with Adeline in a brown plaid
button down top – interesting fashion choice. This brief montage
is pretty much the only time we even see Adeline in this vlog,
besides a few clips in the background … but she doesn’t play
favorites ya’ll.
ERIN is now indoors and is congratulating herself on “cooking”
dinner – tortellini, good job – you boiled some water, poured on
some canned sauce, and shook on some pepper – you’re for sure a
chief. The girls got nurture life because they got hungry
earlier (so does that mean they only ate brunch and dinner?
Sounds like enough nutrition for two young toddlers!). She is
also very proud of herself for getting the Christmas Tree down,
and notes “how depressing it is” that her couch “is too big!”
She thinks it looks better with part of it missing, but she
“wants to utilize the entire couch!” Must go with her mentality
about bigger being better. ERWIN then shows off some water from
Costco while acknowledging that her daughter doesn’t drink
water. She purchased CRYLA Evian Mickey Mouse water with a spout
to bribe her to drink it – I guess that’s what happens when you
consistently give your child juice before the age of 1. On that
note, do we ever see Aaron drink water? Erwig, also mentions how
badly her back is hurting “Nick, says I’m probably dehydrated or
something. It’s killing me. On top of that I have nausea at
morning and at night. I have morning and night sickness.”Wow,
you must be so pregnant! Also, DRINK SOME FUCKING WATER. You
wonder why Skyla doesn’t drink water? Be a fucking example! Aron
is rambling to the camera while Nick puts Skylla to bed, such a
#momboss … she must be having massive nighttime sickness but not
enough to stop her from shutting her trap.
While rambling ERWIN addresses “the ghost” in her house and
states that she doesn’t believe in ghosts and that people are
outta control in the comments worrying about Skyla really having
a ghost in her room (if you didn’t want people to think that,
why constantly mention it and play it up? Plus your followers
are gullible and dumb) ERWIG goes on to say she doesn’t believe
in ghosts, or think her house is really haunted … so essentially
she only believes in ghosts when it works as clickbait … like
the title of this vlog. Despite not believing in ghosts she has
a paranormal story of her own. Unable to get to the point she
goes on and on, talking in circle’s, I’ll abbreviate it for you.
Her dad’s cousin had a house across the ranch and multiple
people in her family reported paranormal feelings or experience
with entities. When she was younger she was in the bathroom,
looking in the mirror and felt like multiple people were
watching her, the hair on her arms/neck stood up and it was
frightening. On the drive home she told her dad that story, and
her dad said he had his own experience with entities in the
house. One morning when he woke up early an entity flew into his
face and said “we don’t like these people living in our house”
or something to that effect. Her dad would also get afraid
closing the sliding glass door at night because he felt like a
bunch of entities were trying to escape. Her dad never told
anyone because he didn’t think anyone would believe him … come
to find out her uncles had that same experience. So even though
ERWIG doesn’t believe in GHOSTS she believe enough to exploit
her families ghost stories. #doitfortheviews.
She ends the vlog by saying she is going to watch DIRTY JOHN and
says Nicky may join her but probably not because he is on the
computer (and doesn’t want to spend time with her … wonder if he
has an internet girlfriend?). She finishes with her Q&A. The
question is about maintaining her vlogs when baby #3 comes and
how she will manage when Nick returns to work. AW states her
goal will be to get one video a week up (so no different than
now) during her “transitional” period. Aaryn also states that
she has help for “a few hours” Monday – Friday, unless her
“nanny’s” child has something going on … so that pretty much
confirms that there is no nanny, and her nanny is in fact Vicky
– quick someone check to see if she was out of town during
Christmas. This also confirms that AW is a lazy AF (but we all
knew that!) … and requires a sitter every day of the week …
guess she needs someone to watch the kid while she gets her blow
outs. Also, AW says it won’t be that hard because all newborns
do is eat/sleep/poop … and that the real transition will come
when it starts to need attention (meaning she will have to
purchase another IPAD like devicxe) and that’s the end of the
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Re: Old Vlog Recaps
By: snagglesnoogle Date: January 16, 2019, 10:33 am
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Princess Pregnant Earwin and her Weekend Vlog; feat. Skyla and
the others [Jan. 7, 2019]
Earwig Williams and the gang are loading up to go to Austin’s
Princess Extravaganza Festival (or whatever the fuck it’s
called), essentially a festival where you get to meet all the
princesses and have your photo taken. On the way to festival
Aaryn marvels at how amazing Amazon Prime is, noting that Cryla
declared that she wanted to dress as Snow White for this event …
instead of making her wear one of the thousand other dress-up
outfits that she has Earwig ordered Snow White costumers from
Amazon Prime and then states, “Amazon two-day prime is so
clutch!” (yep, she used the word clutch).How could Earwin tell
Skyla no, that would require parenting skills and tell her no,
something she is incapable of doing especially when she is
#sopregnant. Dumb and Dumber speculate over what Prince Nicky
since he now has a beard while Cryla screams in the background.
Such riveting conversations to be having in late
twenties/thirties.
Airhead tells Nicky about a neat-o feature her #luxurycar has
…”When someone in front of ME SLAMS ON MY BREAKS it puts this
big red bar across the windshield.” Wait, someone else can slam
on your breaks, oh my, car of the future. It’s clear you did a
lot of research on this car before buying it, and purchasing it
had nothing to do with being #extra. Nick doesn’t even hide his
exasperation and annoyance with Aaryn when he says, “I know I’ve
seen it.” There is awkward silence and a weird giggle. It’s okay
Nicky, she won’t be pregnant forever … just another 32 weeks
(good luck, maybe you should go get snipped during your
down-time), we know you aren’t getting any with her “puking and
headaches.” Earwig continues to try and keep talking, and Nick
continuously interrupts her either because he is clueless or on
purpose, either way, it’s entertaining. They finally make it to
Starbucks where Earwin orders her “pink drink!” and Nick says
snidely, “is that the pregnant version?” Then Erin continues to
overshare about how she will be “peeing all day because of
this!” It turns out Airyn had been trying to share that they
would not be buying a home but would rather continue to rent for
the next year, Nick shares the news for her and tells Earwig to
text (?) and let them know that they’ll be signing the lease for
another year and that “they would like first refusal(?) to buy
if they sell.” (First Refusal is a provision in a lease that
gives a potentially interested party the right to buy a property
before the seller negotiates any other offers and is done so
usually before the house is put on the market) … so looks like
Earwig could eventually own her rental home after all. They
arrive at the princess ball and all we see is a montage of Skyla
meeting all of the princesses and getting her pictures taken.
Aaron gets in on some of those photos while holding Big Baby,
and her hair is looking extra ugly … I love that look for her!
The princess extravangaza ends and they go to Lowe’s. They buy
some more crap at Lowe’s … rugs and plugs, speakers, etc. and
head home.
Upon there arrival at home AW shares that they stopped for
Mexican food and marvels that they were able to make a virgin
margarita (she didn’t think that was possible!)Skyla plays with
Stickers and Adeline rides around on her scooter. Aaryn then
shares with us something that is “really sad…” They left there
city jogger travel stroller at the event, but its only “kinda
sad” not really sad because it was ONLY $200 … Kind of funny
since Aaryn was riding Nick’s ass about his losing everything
earlier in the vlog. Oh ERWIN, what would it be like to be as
perfect as you? The girls continue to play and Earyn eats non
other then a chocolate malt shake (copy-cat Tara much? I don’t
think that I have ever seen Aarrryn eat ice-cream on a vlog
before … must mean it’s a boy! /s/) she also organizes her
closet, gives Adeline some much needed attention and pretends
not to suck as a mom for 2 minutes while the camera is rolling.
She also whines about her headache, nausea and overall malaise.
So nauseas she ate Mexican Food and a Chocolate Shake … those
are the two foods I think of eating too when I am puking.
Adeline is pushing a Beauty and the Beast Cart and Earwig is
quick to point out that the cart is really light, so essentially
that means that Adeline is walking … not sure that’s how it
works, but okay.
Aarrryn marvels over Nick’s handy work with the cords and the
family heads out for yet another meal (girl, you must be so
sick!) She also laughs at Nick because “he got ahead of himself
and started packing when he thought they were going to move” –
must be because he knows your lazy, and weren’t going to do it …
I mean you just cleaned out a closet that was stuffed full of
shit after living there for a year, but I digress. The pregnant
queen and her minions head to dinner where they order …”fried
mozzarella, bread, olive oil, tortellini, pizza, creamy parmesan
sauce, cheese bread and gelato.” #CarbsCarbsCarbs … cannot wait
to see that chub rub return girl, just in time for the hot
summer. Skyla whines during dinner because she WANTS gelato, and
in yet another parenting win the next clip is of her eating
gelato. Because, why would you ever say no her?
Back at home they organize Skyla’s garage with her Barbie Car,
Range Rover, and two Frozen Scooters. I am not sure where
Adeline is since there all outside in the garage but her
(sleeping I guess?) … when the Range Rovers enters the garage
Skyla has to drive it. Earwig tells Skylla “don’t hit go” and
Skyla ignores her and jumps into the driver’s seat … instead of
disciplining her or god forbid telling her No, Airhead simplys
says, “oh no, I hope it’s not working …” Damn Erin, you’re
killing, what a fucking #momboss. I guess this is Sunday because
Airrhead is talking about dinner – the timeline is unclear and
she says she makes Macaroni and Cheese for the girls and Lentils
for herself, not sure what Nick eats? Everything is making
Earwig super-duper sick, so lentils for the win! Earwin is
exhausted from the weekend.
The vlog ends and Earrwin answers a question about her mom’s
health … who is doing well, although, IMO Earwin seems more
concerned about her physical appearance then the actual cancer.
If that wasn’t bad enough Aaryn ends the vlog by telling
everyone to give her a thumps up and says “Especially give a
thumbs up for my mom’s surgery since she is healing so well!”
That’s not exploitation right? And that is the end of the
super-boring vlog. No sponsor? Surprised she even got a video
up.
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